The god of a cult. You have to sacrifice baby goats, while you wear a hat, and you throw it into a trash can. Steve Jobs will get it in the night and then he will feed your family.
Steve jobs is almighty and he FEEDS YOUR FAMILY!
All who aren't with steve jobs are fountain logic thinkers.
Steve jobs is almighty and he FEEDS YOUR FAMILY!
All who aren't with steve jobs are fountain logic thinkers.
by Burninjoker December 17, 2010
Get the Steve Jobsmug. Someone who is crazy and/or has lost their mind and acts like a damn lunatic. Someone you should avoid at all costs as they may be a harm to yourself or others.
Let's cross the street. We don't want to walk next to that wack job on the corner who's walking in circles and talking to himself.
by Phoebe Beaver August 30, 2005
Get the Wack Jobmug. dude, i got a steve job last night while i was playing wow
i recieved a steve job when i was listening to my ipod.
i recieved a steve job when i was listening to my ipod.
by Tbombz, Chazbear, & Sandy October 11, 2011
Get the Steve Jobmug. Using any paper currency in the palm of a hand while sexually massaging the male genitalia.
ie. handjob with money
ie. handjob with money
"Bro, I just found a hundred dollar bill, and i'm out of lotion. I'm bout to give myself the illest bank job ever."
"Yo, my girl got paid yesterday and gave me the best bank job. She used a brand new Hamilton."
"Yo, my girl got paid yesterday and gave me the best bank job. She used a brand new Hamilton."
by dubducket$ February 26, 2008
Get the bank jobmug. Man 1 : your wife seems pissed?
Man 2 : Not sure I'll check after I smith this Daedric Sword.
Wife : Where the Fuck have you been?
Man 2 : Sorry I smithed a sword and needed to decorate my house with it.
Wife: I want a divorce!
Man 2 : Thats cool, I'll just finish this quest and we can talk about it some more.
Man 3 : Looks like she just got a Skyrim-job.
Man 2 : What is that? Hold on I need to make some ebony armour real quick.
Man 2 : Not sure I'll check after I smith this Daedric Sword.
Wife : Where the Fuck have you been?
Man 2 : Sorry I smithed a sword and needed to decorate my house with it.
Wife: I want a divorce!
Man 2 : Thats cool, I'll just finish this quest and we can talk about it some more.
Man 3 : Looks like she just got a Skyrim-job.
Man 2 : What is that? Hold on I need to make some ebony armour real quick.
by ladyhawk123 January 12, 2012
Get the Skyrim-jobmug. The action in which person A licks, tounges and otherwise orally stimulates Person B's anus, and anal area. Person B generally derives pleasure from the 'rim job'.
by Johnny V May 18, 2004
Get the Rim Jobmug. by Someone February 6, 2005
Get the hand jobmug.