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wizard jerking

the sexual act of dressing an old homeless person and giving the a hand job, then letting them cum in a jar that is then emptied into a cauldron and mixed with different types of herbs. then the concoction is given to the same homeless person as a drink without telling him how it was made
"did you hear about the mass wizard jerking incident!? it was insane!"
by Serbian crab March 14, 2024
mugGet the wizard jerkingmug.

Metaphysical Jerk Circle

a group activity purely done for the self-aggrandizement of its members through actions that clearly undercut its original goals; the activity reflects something far closer to a jerk circle than to what it was initially intended to be

also referred to as MJC for more discrete discussion
Jessie retired from college debate after realizing it was a Metaphysical Jerk Circle.

Benjamin realized college debate was a Metaphysical Jerk Circle when he watched a debate of Specisism vs Racial Capitalism when the original topic was carbon emissions.
by Masterdebator1 May 27, 2025
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jerk spot

An are area where one/two people would preform sexual activates.
by weedKilla1987 April 28, 2010
mugGet the jerk spotmug.

Closet Jerk

Someone who acts generous during their hours on a work shift. However, they don’t act very civil during their own time outside of their occupation.
“Wow! I noticed Kyle dosen’t seem nice most of the time. But, when he is a work. He behaves well, & is very friendly. He definitely is a “Closet Jerk”
by Trippyness211 May 8, 2021
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Corner jerk

Someone who doesn’t you go by, or in your way
by Kayto sasson March 14, 2021
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Ginger Jerk

A soulless handjob. Possibly from a ginger.
Chase thought he had a wet dream but it turns out his roommate was sneaking in and giving him the old ginger jerk while he slept.
by FFBushLeague July 23, 2016
mugGet the Ginger Jerkmug.

beef jerking

friend 1: dude, i have some great porn
friend 2: i'm already beef jerking ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
mugGet the beef jerkingmug.

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