Skip to main content

hoe face

a word used as a friendly insult towards your friends ;or a rude comment to that chick you hate.
1. your friend flirts with the guy who obviously wants you, so she's a hoe face.
ex. " jessica you hoe face, he doesnt want you."

2. the girl you hate walks by, looking better than you in the shirt your wearing.
ex. " that bitch has my shirt on, fucking hoe face."
by marissa =] June 22, 2008
mugGet the hoe facemug.

Voldemort that hoe

at the point of male climax he ejaculates on the female's forehead in the shape of a lightning bolt and kills her parents.
Guy 1: hmmm i dont get on with my in laws what shall i do?"

Guy 1's friend: you have to voldemort that hoe dude
by Screaming sausage May 18, 2011
mugGet the Voldemort that hoemug.

Local hoe

Someone you were friends with when you were younger, then they stared hoeing around with older guys. You highkey hate them but you don’t want to drop them as a friend because they’re mentally unstable.
Person 1: Why are you still hanging out with Stacy?
Person 2: Oh she’s just my local hoe, I’m not sure what she would do if I stopped.
mugGet the Local hoemug.

hoe head

a hoe that loves to give head!! ~fo free~ ya heard!!!
Catherine is a hoe head. She gives every guy in pine head!
by Bamboni April 28, 2007
mugGet the hoe headmug.

vsco hoe

A person who posts pictures on the app vsco, that emphasize a sexual body part or parts.
Omg did you see Arias tit picture on vsco? She’s such a vsco hoe!
by Lilo and bitch May 5, 2018
mugGet the vsco hoemug.

hoe checkin'

To check your hoes.
Call someone's name, and if they look, say, "Oh, just hoe checkin'."
by tillytal April 11, 2009
mugGet the hoe checkin'mug.

that hoe smack

Something very enjoyable, or pleasing to the senses.
Mike, eating Mac n Cheese: mmm dammn bruh, that hoe smack!
by big.daddy.schaef May 29, 2018
mugGet the that hoe smackmug.

Share this definition

Sign in to vote

We'll email you a link to sign in instantly.

Or

Check your email

We sent a link to

Open your email