Glass Jar

And old person’s way of saying Testicles

One little hit in your glass jar and you’ll be rolling all over the floor.

by No telling November 1, 2019

Glasson

The best village in Ireland, by far. Atrractions include going to spollens and drinking in grogans. Theres also the golf club for posh people. The chalets is widely known as the best place for steak in the Midlands. A notable person from Glasson is Kathleen Farrell, for a being an absolute beasht of a Junior Infants teacher. If you spell it Glassan you're just wrong.

Guy 1: Did you know Glasson is the best village in Ireland?

Guy 2: Of course I knew that, everyone knows that.

by Tadam Bemple January 9, 2020

Glasan

Glasan is the residence of the GMIT buzzers. Often inhabited by the finest fiends around. The wall of Glasan is greater than the Great Wall of China. These fiends will endeavour to get a fillie over the wall to pump, rally or drill her. In the case where a fiend commits a Bannerton and the fillie is left in the shed a sick afters may be found “down the back”.

Glasan is a mad buzz for an afters if security fucks off

by Snakes don’t hiss January 15, 2020

Glass

A fake ass ice; a fake ass diamond.

P1: Man, u drippin with that ice. But is it real?
P1:Gets diamond tester.

(Tests the ice)
(Negative results)
P2: Man, this shit is glass

by Cardo Dalisay January 18, 2020

Glastatak

Every where,negative or positive.It,s derived from Glasgow to To Tokyo idiom.

-I,m amused today,as you said you want to trip round bout the world,Thanks, that I was tired of you,I sobbing in frustration already had been!
-Yes Hannah,I go you old sister,it is then a Glastatak.

by bad,good? February 29, 2020

Glass slippers

In "Cinderella", a ridiculous mis-translation from the French. The original story, handed down orally, centered around "Vair" slippers, vair being squirrel fur. But "vair" sounds like "verre", the French word for glass, and so it continued. Fur slippers make perfect sense. But glass??

Cinderella felt sorry for the handsome prince, kneeling before her. She wondered what kind of idiot expected her to take two steps in glass slippers, when the beloved pair she had lost were made of fur. "I mean, glass shoes? Really?"

by Monkey's Dad March 1, 2020

Glasses-Off

When checking out a chick that’s too fine that you have to take your glasses off when looking at her to do a double take.

Damn look at the girl she’s a glasses-off
Oh shit let me look *takes glasses off*

by hellllllloooooooos March 1, 2020