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fighting chair

Term used when you are constipated and your toilet becomes a literal "fighting chair" as you battle with a turd that's trying dislodge your anus from your body. Some fighting chair occurrences have resulted in death or suicides Aka as a "assacide"
Dude, Logan has a spastic colon and now awaits the fighting chair for the showdown of a lifetime!
by Bdog63643 August 15, 2015
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currach fight

Currach fights are or benders who fight over who gets to shag their sister first
After the pub we will have a currach fight for Patricia
by No.1. October 29, 2020
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Water Balloon Fight

When a guy wraps a balloon over his dick, then he jizzes in someone's ass, ties off the balloon, and they fart it out, which usually causes it to pop. Get others involved and it's a water balloon fight!
Dude, Amanda is bored, should we get together and have a water balloon fight?
by Smash0605 June 24, 2022
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Fighting Pretty

Fighting Pretty is a nonprofit organization with the mission to help women battling cancer feel strong and beautiful through emotional support, community building, and education and resources. They can be found at fightingpretty.org.

Fighting Pretty is also an attitude/state of mind wherein one continues to live each day with authenticity, fierceness, and hope - despite whatever battle one is currently facing.
I got my mini boxing gloves from Fighting Pretty

I am Fighting Pretty through ovarian cancer
by Fighting Pretty May 4, 2023
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I don’t fight

He has a gun and he’ll shoot you if you try something You came to fight he came to shoot so don’t try him
You hit my homie let’s fight” I don’t fight people
by ForgivMySinsX December 6, 2023
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Fight! Fight! Fight!

Motto of a Commander in Chief of a major military power (aka El Presidente Espolones Oseos for some obscure reason), with a penchant for hiding behind a woman's apron strings for protection from Elon Musk.
El Presidente Grande Quejarse: "Mommy! ELON won't leave me alone! Make Elon leave."

Susie Wiles: "Oh, don't you worry Sweaty, you know your Mommy will Fight! Fight! Fight! all your fights for you.

Are your feet feeling better now? Good! Well, you run along now Drumpffy and Fight! Fight! Fight! all those illegal alien Criminal Felons; there's a good boy.

e-LON!!! Come here, Elon! No, NOW Elon! You can finish playing 'Look at me, I AM Martian Olympus Mons later'.
Now Elon, you know what we said about Fight! Fight! Fighting with El Presidente. Now don't be silly with me, my little Hermione, we both know you didn't forget. Now, as your punishment your new office will be moved outside the White House, o-Kaaayy? Now tell Mommy you've understood what I've said; there's a good boy."
by Kanuk Vank You Wery Mucho January 25, 2025
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Daldo Fighting

Daldo Fighting is when gay men fight over a big fat juicy cock,because there cock sucker mother fuckers,that love dick,so they fight over it.
At the Gay Strip Club,Harvey and Hollinshead were Daldo Fighting over Obama big fat African Cock
by Hollinshead June 6, 2019
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