A boiled water drinker is a person wearing an invisible veil blocking any exiting or thrilling experience in life. These persons use hypochondria as a tool in their fight against arousal (for instance, "allergies" forcing them to avoid coffee and tea, thus drinking only boiled water during breaks).

Often, the boiled water drinker would have a nanny software installed on his own computer.

-"Hey dude, wanna grab a beer after work ?"
-"Sorry, I can't. I am a boiled water drinker, but thank you."

Boiled water drinker by Geozz June 18, 2018

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Smokin cones & drinkin piss with garry lyon

A common phrase used in country victoria that refers to one getting fucking loose with their mates. Best used in past tense to truly describe a large and eventfull night out.

"Hey Morrey, what did you get up to on the weekend?
"Eddie! I was smokin cones & drinkin piss with garry lyon all weekend, was bloody elite"

Smokin cones & drinkin piss with garry lyon by doolanator7 March 23, 2020

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Mr. Drinks

Any school attendance officer who would be better working at a maximum security prison.

Did you see that Mr. Drinks gave me a suspension for using the back door of the school?

Mr. Drinks by Anoymous1993 May 26, 2010

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dink slap

To slap someone with your dink.

Get away you fucker, or I'll give you a dink slap.

dink slap by Shylo Sasakamoose April 13, 2008

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