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Ding dong kung-fu

A form of martial arts only seen in the shady parts of Beijing or in triad controlled China town. It is also used as a sport for betting and such like.

Where 2 or more men use their erect penises as weapons in a duel but also doing those crazy kung-fu flips. Women can participate with strap-ons but this provides a distinct advantage due to their artificial nature.
Joe: 'Chris are you ok?'

Chris: 'No mate, absolutely exhausted. My penis is black and blue from all that Ding dong kung-fu!'
by Two Spoon Destroyer December 23, 2020
mugGet the Ding dong kung-fumug.

ding dong

mugGet the ding dongmug.

inside-dong

Another word for vagina.

Coined by the Plumbing boys in their video about Avatar.

(Plumbing the Death Star is a podcsat featured on the Sanspants Radio YouTube channel, in case context is needed.
Look 'em up, they're pretty funny.)
Zammit: "You got your reproductive organ..."
Duscher: "My big ol' dong"
Zammit: "Your big ol' dong, or your INSIDE-DONG, otherwise known as a vagina."
by BoxerJoe October 4, 2017
mugGet the inside-dongmug.

Ring Dong Ditch

The cellular version of a “Ding Dong Ditch”. When you call someone, and hang up with no further response or contact. Another version is calling (receiving no answer) and refusing to respond to their desperate attempt to get back to you.
I can’t believe you Ring Dong Ditched me.
by Shmoovin April 18, 2021
mugGet the Ring Dong Ditchmug.

dong skipper

any female that moves freely from one dong to another sampling a numerous variety along the way .
since the divorce Diane has become quite the dong skipper.
by Jack Fancy December 24, 2009
mugGet the dong skippermug.

Dong Ha

Everyone has to meet a Dong Ha at least once in his/her life. Dong Ha is one gay motherfucker. He is the tiniest and most gay piece of shit you will ever meet. He has a nice six pack where you snort a line of cocaine on.
Lmao jk Dong Ha it’s ya boi Concha
by Pussydestroyerconcha November 8, 2018
mugGet the Dong Hamug.

Dong-Ception

I hope I don’t get into a dong-ception
by The White Fat Man June 12, 2018
mugGet the Dong-Ceptionmug.

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