Crump

To crump a piece of paper. When you squish the piece of paper together it makes a Crump crump crump noise.

Wow jennifer you really crumped the paper
Damn that paper sounds like crump.

by Crump god November 14, 2022

crumpus

CRUMPUS-where you shank all the lady’s and through them in a sawmill

“CRUMPUS”

by Hrhsosurhebxo December 19, 2022

Crumbl Cookie

A type of cookie that is manufactured at the chain store Crumbl Cookies™.

Crumbl cookies come in many flavours, depending on the season and or holiday. Despite the name, the cookies are too moist and fall apart due to the tremendous amount of frosting leading to them not being crumbly.

According to TikTok, Crumbl Cookies are deemed the most mediocre baked of mankind.

Person 1: Don't keep your coochie moist all the time, or else you'll get thrush.

Person 2: I don't care, call it my personal crumbl cookie

by ihatecrockpotmeals December 23, 2022

Crumbledome

Home arena of the Calgary Flames, also known as the Saddledome, one of the oldest arenas in the NHL. The arena’s structure is beginning to crumbling due to ageing and harsh winter weather. If you’re ever heading to the Saddledome, make sure to wear your hardhats.

Friend: Hey bro, you heading to the Saddledome tonight?
Me: Oh, you mean the Crumbledome? Sure, let me go get my hardhat real quick.

by MayhemPlayz January 14, 2023

crumble dusting

The act of getting extremely excited when you find crumble sprinkled on your pudding.

“Oh look, crumble dusting!”

“Oh gees, can this day get any better?! Crumble dusting!”

by Psyhunter January 23, 2023

crumpshnuff

What you call someone as a replacement of any curse word

You’re being such a crumpshnuff

by Yaaboiphoenix January 31, 2023

Crumble Porn

Aesthetic crumbling buildings. Usually pertaining to old houses that have been reclaimed by nature.

Apocolypsecore +haunted house core = crumble porn

by J Brams February 5, 2023