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barbie crotch

When a woman's shaven pussy is built in such a way that looking at her straight-on from the front and standing, you don't see any hint of lips, slit, or clit at all, making it look like she just has no genitals, just a completely blank crotch, like a living Barbie doll. Common on curvier/chubbier women.
I'm surprised that Barbie crotch is not a more popular porn fetish.
by q359 July 24, 2023
mugGet the barbie crotchmug.

Crotch-Crop

When you use a messenger app (iMessage, Tinder, etc), and only men fill up your message feed.
"Did you see how hot that chick was? I'm sure she has a nice crotch-crop growing on her Facebook Messenger!"
by Sam Manion June 12, 2016
mugGet the Crotch-Cropmug.

Crotch Rocket

I smashed Emily last night with my Crotch Rocket

I jerked off and jizz came out of my Crotch Rocket
by Sh*tsticks October 29, 2018
mugGet the Crotch Rocketmug.

Crotch Rocket

When a male inserts his penis into a females asshole and screams "Crotch Rocket " and masturbates on the females back.
Rick ass fucked Misty screamed crotch rocket and masturbated on Misty's back.
by HyperionYT July 13, 2015
mugGet the Crotch Rocketmug.

Barbie Crotch

When the guys dick is so small it looks like he doesn't have a dick.
It looks like he would have a Barbie crotch as they are flat and have no bulge.
"Girl the guy I hooked up with had a Barbie crotch like it was so small!"
by riggamorrris July 30, 2017
mugGet the Barbie Crotchmug.

Crotch Doughnut

by zesty_dubie October 1, 2009
mugGet the Crotch Doughnutmug.

crotch-low

people who go down during the first date and only take fuck as an answer
why you so crotch-low ? cos you are being a hoe atm
by urbancreat0r March 22, 2016
mugGet the crotch-lowmug.

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