lighting crotch

Burning sensation in and around the Va jay jay of the female specimen from having a pure and evil disposition towards men

That bitch got what she deserved when she started her “ woman first “ ranting, lighting crotch is a wild fire that burns for days! Her slunk meat is cooked fo show

by Witch rider July 1, 2024

Crotch Snot

The white sticky fluid produced during male ejaculation that consists of prostate fluid, seminal fluid, and sperm.

After seeing the cheerleaders practicing, Adam went home and blew a load of crotch snot over his head.

by Alexander Lord January 17, 2022

crotch cricket

A standard pager device, circa 1992.

I still can't believe you carry a crotch cricket. What do you work for the mob?

by novkayt October 20, 2010

crotch-touch

The act of touching ones own, a friend's, a partner's or even a complete stranger's crotch and or surrounding region.

Kristina: "Hey! Can we please have crotch-touch together tonight ?"
Santa: "Ohh Kristina, you've been a naughty girl this year! Of course crotch-touch can happen."
crotch fondle feel weiner pussy balls moist pleasure

by JordanIsTheShyt94 March 31, 2016

Crotch Sock

A game typically consisting of two players at a table where the sole objective underneath is to touch the other persons crotch with your sock while the other person is blocking you from gaining entry.

Hey man, I just saw those two guys playing crotch sock right across me; hopefully we’re able to play next.

by ArabDuelist July 29, 2025

crotch monster

A bigfoot for your balls. a quite pleasing for a gamer name

The crotch monster is prepared to take you

by your old gradmother December 9, 2019

crotch coffee

when you're driving down the road and you happen to notice that in the car next to you the driver is holding his/her coffee in their crotch.

Danny:Oh my god! Adria look it's crotch coffee!
Adria:HAHAHAH I'd hurt if he got into a head on collision.

by AJSKGJosiewtff April 16, 2008