concrastinator

someone that gets things done early

Billy Ray Joe Bob called me a concrastinator because I got the term paper done a month early.

by LatinThunder April 12, 2017

Congradudolences

An exclamation of simultaneous praise and sympathy. What you would say to a person achieving a painful milestone.

Congradudolences on divorcing your husband who ran off with your sister!

by Buttwangu May 20, 2017

Congragifuckalations

This is the congratulations in cuntish.

Congragifuckalations you're a cunt!

by Erin24 June 18, 2017

condra

A girl who is very loyal stays down for one guy,she also has the wettest vagina in world history. Guys that always want her is trying to get into her pants. She's known for an (sweet pussy).

Condra has the best vagina in the world

by dandan07 April 19, 2018

Central Fire

Central Tech a highschool in Erie Pennsylvania that recently and mysteriously caught on fire due to a string of strange and unfortunate events.

Bill: “you hear about Ted?”
Tom: “yeah I heard he died but the police ruled it suicide”
Bill: “that’s a bigger crock of shit since The Central Fire

by Ghetto Mart General manager November 17, 2017

conbraggin

Is when you act like you are complaining , but yer really bragging about an event, thing you bought or money spent.

My Neighbor is always conbraggin about how much his house costs!!

Yo My god damn BMW run flats cost $300 bucks a piece!! I aint conbraggin just sayin
Quit conbraggin about your bills, asshole we know you got lots of money

by mcl1956m May 3, 2018

Central Maryland Diesel (Dan Bowen)

A person who is rude to others about their looks but has no room to judge because they're unpleasing the the eye.

Them: Shes such at catfish .
Everyone else: Your literally friends with Central Maryland Diesel (Dan Bowen) you all are over weight and ugly. Why are you judging someone else.

by madison craumer May 24, 2018