A penis which is sadly enough fatter than it is long and yes that is with a f not a ph so if you have a chode look forward to dying a virgin
guy 1:Dude you have a chode
guy 2: yeah man 7 inches by 5 inches
guy 1:man that sucks aint no chick want that shrivley shit in her poon, you gonna die a virgin man
guy 2:(shoots himself in the head)
guy 2: yeah man 7 inches by 5 inches
guy 1:man that sucks aint no chick want that shrivley shit in her poon, you gonna die a virgin man
guy 2:(shoots himself in the head)
by ben dover June 4, 2004
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From one of the first episodes of Beavis & Butthead when they go to Mexico with that hippie teacher's friend.
From one of the first episodes of Beavis & Butthead when they go to Mexico with that hippie teacher's friend.
by Kilo Lobo June 15, 2003
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In school-
Rachel: danielle i have i total mahussive dick BTW
Danielle: yeahh, lucky you i have a chode ... JKZZZ naahh i also have a mahussive dick
Sarah: I Have a Chode ;D
Rachel: danielle i have i total mahussive dick BTW
Danielle: yeahh, lucky you i have a chode ... JKZZZ naahh i also have a mahussive dick
Sarah: I Have a Chode ;D
by Dannzz Baillie July 6, 2010
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n) A penis that is wider than it is long
n) A human, typically a dude, who is short and fat at the same time.
n) A man with the name Richard. Dick is a nickname for Richard and a chode is a dick.
n) A human, typically a dude, who is short and fat at the same time.
n) A man with the name Richard. Dick is a nickname for Richard and a chode is a dick.
Remember that one president, Chode Nixon?
That kid, Jared, sure is a chode!
I am a chode, but I don't have a chode!
That kid, Jared, sure is a chode!
I am a chode, but I don't have a chode!
by thechodescarabdecoy December 10, 2015
Get the Chode mug.Chode or chodes: the nickname or street version of how to ask for (MDA) Methamphetamine aka crank aka crystal aka T. Used primarily on the west coast in more popular cities like Seattle, San Fransisco and San Diego. Don't try to use this with those you don't know it's been well identified by distribution channels to be a word used by undercover cops and I'm controlled buys in sting operations.
Yo bruv! You doing ok? Cool-cool ... need some chode, I am on deck. Ok let me know, you know where to find me.
by Evol1.3a January 27, 2018
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by 6killah9 October 5, 2008
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