Chinese Cape

When and individual stretches their ballsack out and wrap it around the shaft of their penis, leaving the head exposed at the top.

I met my wife by walking up to her at a bar lifting my shirt and showing her my Chinese cape.

by Johnpringle December 1, 2023

Chinese Kid

A 'Chinese Kid' is basically a living and breathing calculator. Feed it a maths problem and it will spurt out the correct answer. (Note you need to feed and water it)

Checkout my new Chinese Kid!

by hankthesuperhank September 22, 2023

Chinese flicker goon

James is a sigma gooner

James Chinese flicker goon.

by Chinese flicker goon January 15, 2025

Chinese Crab

A sexual act involving two people in which one person does a hand stand in front of the other person, while the other person pinches their nipples and eats their ass

A Man taught me how to Chinese crabt behind a Chinese restaurant

by WOD2005 July 27, 2025

chinese star

rising star

chinese star
shining star

basically it is a kindergarten in Jakarta, it is known for that most chinese go there so it is called the chinese star because it rhymes with shining. The rising star is also the nickname of shining star. It's named because it was a really holy school, it was rising.

A: I wasn't a chinese but I went to chinese star!!

B: I was a chinese but I did not go there

A: lets go check out the chindo national curriculum.

by ponhpon September 26, 2022

Chinese Box Theory

A mysterious virus found in chinese females boxes. In 2021 a man became infected with the Chinese Box Flu, infected all of america and killed everyone

YOOOO BRO DID YOU HEAR ABOUT REY? HE WAS PATIENT ZERO OF THE CHINESE BOX THEORY

by clifsamuels December 10, 2021

Chinese Wiener Trap

A Chinese Wiener trap is when you and a friend go balls deep in a newborn kitten, one dives into the mouth, the other dips into the buttcheckks, the younger the tighter of course! Now you will both rupture through the heart, and splooge into eachother's meatus by this time you will both yank out of your respective ends violently and attempt to rip the little rascal in half, if failed please repeat all previous steps with a new kitten. If successful the rear end plugger should be out clean and the upper lip plumber should be left with fangs in the foreskin.

Me and a friend went and bought some kittens to perform Chinese Wiener Traps on.

by Orion Woodward November 11, 2017