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Bro Lotion

N: lotion, usually freshly used for fapping, that is spread from one friend to another via high five.
V: the act of spreading bro lotion to another person.
N: I totally got some bro lotion on my hand today. My friends are sickos
V: Dude I totally bro lotioned my friend today!
by PatJamma November 4, 2012
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Bro Pack

A group of bros traveling in a pack just to be seen by all and look cool. Typically sporting bro-tanks, wayfarers, and similar chach-gear. It was originally designed as a weapon to infiltrate the infamous "pack of girls". However, since the metrosexual movement, it has advanced to become a method of garnering attention by displaying bro-machismo.
Look at that bro pack walking by...what a bunch of douchebags.
by alphaomega365 June 29, 2013
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Bro Pad

The awesome dorm on the campus of Ohio University where all the hot girls and wannabe bros wanna go. They even have bouncers.
Did you see Tiff dog go into the bro pad last night? Damn those guys are awesome. She's hot as hell!
by O16 January 4, 2012
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Bro Hoe

a bro hoe is someone that drives or wants a lifted truck with a long bed. wears no fear, so cal, fox, metla mulisha, infamous, or srh. likes supercross, x games, ect. dyes her hair half blonde and half black, or dyes her hair dark brown. is often seen kickin it with the bros. says the words, bro dude, dgaf, liveitup, ect often. spends most of her time on facebook. believes in "talk shit, get hit!" she's white, tall, with big titts. dates a bro who rides. and often kisses her man in public to show the haters that they can look but not touch.
aye that gurls a bro hoe!
by fuckbroshard;) August 6, 2011
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bro-jelo

When a man is jealous of another man's bromance with a third man
Joe was bro-jelo when Butch invited a guy from his softball team to their beach party.
by sgreen3779 October 30, 2011
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Bro-Vault

Secrets of things that only a true bro would understand and never frown down upon. These secrets are kept between the bro-hood at all costs no matter what. Its a bro thing.
Bro #1: Man I gotta tell you something insane. I accidentally slept with that fat chick last night. I'm gonna be so screwed if my girlfriend finds out.

Bro #2: Don't worry about it man. Your secrets safe within the bro-vault
by GreenMartian November 5, 2011
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bro flowers

A play on words from the company "Pro Flowers". It would be gay to send your bro some flowers so instead, send him bro flowers which is just a case of beer. (preferably Natty-Light)
I got an order from Bro Flowers at work yesterday. My bros are the best. Everybody in the office was jelous of my Natty-lights
by baskerville89 November 17, 2011
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