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home skittle biscuit

like home or homeboy just longer and more funny ( if u say it fast)
by :. LIL T0NY:. January 7, 2010
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English Tea Biscuit

When you are squatting over your old lady and steeping your balls real good in her mouth with a old fashioned tea bagging and you drop a hot turd on her chest.
Rachel was steeping my ballsack real good last night but was not overlay fond of the English tea biscuit.

I woke her up today to the sights, sounds and savory smells of an English tea biscuit.
by Eaton Holgoode November 26, 2018
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Chocolate Biscuit Baker

A person who vigorously avoids going to the bathroom when they're severely constipated. This person may go on for weeks without relieving themselves. Consequently, they pass gas through the duration of the day; mostly detected in tight office spaces, sickening co-workers.
Ben: I keep smelling this horrid odor. What is it?

Jeremy: I'm not sure. It's ungodly, though.

Ben: Look at Rutland. He keeps squirming in his seat. He's been doing it for hours.

Jeremy: Oh, that's right! He's a Chocolate Biscuit Baker, you didn't know? He stays constipated.

Ben: That's weird. Why not just go?

Jeremy: He's scared he'll blow his anus out like a blowout on a car tire.
by Mr. Rippenshtein February 24, 2011
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Jizz Biscuit

A white man who eats jizz and likes it almost like gravy goes with a biscuit.
by THe File Cabinet that Kils you October 24, 2018
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biscuit bitch

Noun: A name given to an individual who posts a series of photos consecutively during a short period of time from the same location, event, venue, or trip/outing.
Omg, this fool right here on Instagram posting all these pictures. He's such a biscuit bitch!
by Rich Nice October 16, 2017
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blowing biscuits

Irrefutably contradicting Chuck Norris. Also, flatulating, passing gas, farting
"Every time 'Walker, Texas Ranger' comes on teevee, my dog starts blowing biscuits!"
by Batlips October 26, 2013
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Whisker Biscuit

A cocktail consisting of 50% Jager, 50% Hot 100.
Damn it's cold, pass me that flask of Whisker Biscuit.
by frogCheeseburger June 24, 2015
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