boaterface

1. a stereotypical asian face with many exaggerated features
such as (but not limited to):
strong facial bone structure
large distance between eyes
irregular smile
etc.

2. slurred form of about-her-face

Darrel: "Wassup homie you see dat fine ass girl?"
Scott: "Oh man don't fool with her... She's got the boaterface."

Dan: "I can't believe I made out with Tina last night..."
Andy: "Yeah.. You should hate everything boaterface."

by Jryzzle July 28, 2006

boatwright

A guy with long, curly hair. He's got a nice bod, and a dick hanging down to his knees. Don't wanna be at urinal beside him, he takes up three.

"Man, that guy looks like he would be a Boatwright"
"No, only one person can hold the title of Boatwright"

by Hoagie bank March 28, 2016

Pulling Boats

The behaviour resulting from usage of disco biscuits. The user of this illegal substance can usually be found at most nite clubs, dance parties and raves. They are easily spotted: they are the ones who are sweating profusely, gurning like there's no tomorrow, chewing their own eyebrows off and dancing as if having some sort of seizure. They are a wiley bunch who are to be avoided at all costs!

My friends Crispo, Benny and I went to a tiesto concert in Dublin recently with a friend , let us call her "G" to protect her identity. Her behaviour was random, she was totally pulling boats!

by CJJohnston69 November 7, 2006

swift-boated

To be made a fool of. To look like a horses ass. To take it up the "Poop-Shoot" in a presidential election and still think of yourself as some kinda war hero.

John Kerry got "swift-boated" in the 2004 presidential election.

by JihadGene September 15, 2006

Banana Boating

the act of motor boating x1000

she banana boating(ed) him and his balls fell off
he banana boating(ed) her and her tits exploded

by NightHunter November 9, 2011

Boatman

(Boat-man): A giant pussy who is afraid of something that is not even real, like take for example zombies, often gets beat up or abused, often attractive, cute but not suave like James Bond, family members are usually as equally hot and sleep around.

That Boatman was running away from a unicorn the other day.

Damn that Boatman has hot sister I'd totally hit that.

by Gedde December 21, 2008

Boatshank

This is a charming term signifying the act of stabbing someone in the face.

Be so kind as to give me your Nokia or risk sustaining a boatshank.

by The Real Henry Higgins November 9, 2009