Boat launch disease(BLD)

It starts off as a small case of lamenigga-itis , and eventually(if untreated) can and will turn into a number of serious health complications such as: bum bumps, fentanyl addiction, scabies, dizziness upon standing, sudden weakness, super fever, severe picking, white shit in the corner of the mouth, empty pockets at all times, sudden death.

It is very contagious.

That bitch gave me boat launch disease(bld)

by TBSieLee November 13, 2023

Boat person

A demographic of the British public who can often be found under bridges or near the river, most likely consuming several tins of Carling or another equally boaty beverage. See Freya for reference.

Ah mate did you see that guy nick all those North Face jackets - definitely a boat person

Oi look at that geezer, he’s proper boaty

by chwebb August 22, 2020

toy boat

when a family member, usually a cousin, asks for sexual encounters

oh god it's toy boat again

by queenanna December 5, 2016

boat toe

When you aggressively analfucks a chick with your bigtoe. It must be done out on the ocean

1. Yooo! U should have seen the girl that just walked by!!
2. U mean har over there?
1. Yes! U know her?
2. yeah man. I totally gave her the boat toe yesterday

by Stuffedniggacrust July 27, 2019

Boat

The name given for the 2015-present Dodge Challenger Hellcat model cars for their weight being comparable to watercraft.

Damn you gonna buy that boat Ryan?

Awwww look at that boat do a little pull on his Camaro!

by George.IH July 27, 2018

Rocking the flesh boat

Fucking someone in the butt.

Don't bother john right now, he is with his girlfriend emily and he's rocking the flesh boat.

by Angus Mcfife August 2, 2025

Shanghai Boat Ride

When a slutty girl fucks one guy at one end of the pool, and then swims to the other side to fuck another guy.

Bob and I gave that girl a Shanghai Boat Ride last night...I wouldn't go swimming today if I were you!

by JoeBlow696969 March 31, 2011