abstinence

One of the most effective, and least entertaining* ways of not getting some bitch preggers. Over 98% of practicioners wear either chastity belts or "DC Talk" tshirts.


*The most entertaining method is anal.

She didn't even blow him! And he married her! What a fag.

by A.Hetherington April 1, 2005

Austism

Jake Paul and Logan Paul

Jake Paul is a victim of Austism

by HeadGameWeak May 9, 2018

austi

Drop dead sexy Weenus god. He can make your Weenus wet just by walking past you! When people see Austi their sleeves get wet. He is also a pussy destroyer. And someone likes him ;)

He makes my Weenus wet he must be a Austi

by CumberMan May 14, 2015

austintisum

A mental condition in which the effected person misses very obvious things and tends to not hear important sentences and noises. It can also cause random bursts of anger over small things. It is commonly confused with partial blindness and deafness.

Failing to see the sink directly in front of him, the Austintisum victim became enraged at everyone who had recently cleaned their hands.

by ThePTFOGuy June 12, 2018

Austins sus tent

A place where you will be penetrated no matter the gender bisexual, gay, lesbian doesn't matter to Austin he even does incest

Braden: he brought me to Austins sus tent
Rehab Director: yes he wont hurt you again

by Meazar November 27, 2018

Austining

To do the act of Austin

Instead of cumming in Austin, I am Austining in cum

by anonymous November 23, 2020

AustinSexual

When your sexually attracted to some nigga named "austin"

"Hey are you Austinsexual?" "Hell nah what's that💀" "kys"

by Fafnir (discord.gg/kys) June 8, 2023