alabama nose job

Is when you bite someone’s nose and you get the Hershey Squirts and your ass hole is blasting the song all start while shrek rips open a new ass hole for you. Then after 3 days of marinating in oatmeal you have crabs coming out of your pee hole. ;)

Yo billy bob, I got the Alabama nose job yesterday from your gram gram!

by Man hole March 9, 2020

Alabama slammer

When doing doggy style a girl beings to poop, while she’s halfway prairie dogging the dude proceeds to slam his erect penis into her poop shoot.

My dick smells like poop after giving Hayley an Alabama slammer.

by Mcfucker March 12, 2020

Alabama Hot Pocket

When you yell roll tide as you cum during a devils threesome

Justin L. just can’t cum unless it’s an Alabama hot pocket.

by TitsGritsnLit March 20, 2020

Alabama Train Horn

When someone reaches between a man's legs and tugs his balls down in an aggressive or assault style manner. This causes excruciating pain.

Well, Suzette caught Uncle Daddy with Cousin Jeska again and gave him the Alabama Train Horn. I think he learned his lesson.

by LemmePikachuBoo May 3, 2020

Alabama Sunrise

When your friend is blacked out so you empty a shaker of black pepper in their face

Bro maybe an Alabama Sunrise will wake him up

by vanessaasor May 15, 2020

Alabama Roundabout

A sex position where a person is penetrated from behind, and they reach around to finger the person penetrating them. The two are often related

"Did you hear about the party last night?"
'Yeah man, I was so drunk I did an Alabama roundabout!'

by Mabelgirl May 27, 2020

Alabama

A state that is no where near racist as Oregon.

Oregonian: You're from Alabama? You must be super racist like us.

Me: Not at all. There are a lot of minorities in Alabama. Why is it so white here? Oh yeah, because Oregon is super racist.

by SuperBerry August 5, 2020