Alabama Smash

When you have sex with your cousin/sister
its called the Alabama Smash

"Dude, have you seen Johnny lately?"
"Yeah, he was Alabama smashing yesterday"

by Domo26 March 24, 2019

Alabama Showdown

An Alabama Showdown is when you fuck two sisters at the same time.

Bob: Man, I gave the Smiths an Alabama Showdown last night!
Jerry: No way, dude!

by smooth criminal 2 April 6, 2019

Alabama Bowline

An Alabama bowline is a type of knot, often referred to as a noose, often used in the civil rights era during lynchings.

Guy 1: yo did you see that dude that killed himself?
Guy 2: yeah he tied an alabama bowline and was dead right when he jumped

by Lana696969 April 9, 2019

This ain't Alabama

When a family member of yours(YOUR BLOOD FAMILY) tries to do something sexually or flirtatiously to you but you don't agree with incest, which is common in Alabama.

*Tyrrell tries to kiss his cousin, Aniyah.*
Aniyah: "Ew move! This ain't Alabama!"
Tyrrell: "Oh, wow."

by daydaysossa April 15, 2019

Alabama Bedpan

Any receptacle found in a vehicle used to collect feces during a urinary or bowel movement, normally occurring while the vehicle is in operation.

"Hold the wheel, Terry, I gotta take a sh*t!"

"You better find yourself an Alabama Bedpan, then!"

by opsucks April 17, 2019

Alabama

Where you fuck your whole family at once

I just alabamad my mom

by Nemesis Frontier September 19, 2019

Alabama

A place where black people come from and a place where people fuck there cousin or sister

Hay let's go to Alabama no I don't want to be forced to fuck my black cousin.

by Lil_j0hnny September 25, 2019