Useless Potato

A term referring generally to a male human who wakes up at 1 pm and then proceeds to do nothing but browse reddit and 9gag.

Person A: so after waking up at 1 in the afternoon, and doing nothing but browsing reddit and 9gag up until now
Person B: You are a useless potato

by idiot12345 August 6, 2013

potato yogurt

Male ejaculate.

"Your man stuff tastes like potato yogurt."

by SkeetReese November 7, 2011

potato lily

Greg Demmon

Person 1: "where's greg?"
Person 2: "oh, you mean that potato lily?"

by Tay Tay potato lily October 4, 2011

Dum Potato

Potato your dum af and you know it B)

YOu saw that dum potato

Ye i saw him

by Dum Potato November 30, 2020

potato berry

She's an amazing gachatuber! shes really nice to her fans and yet she is underrated subscribe to her! she's also part of the amazing gacha gang!

woah potato berry is so cool and underrated

by Braelynn Valentine November 5, 2020

Mashing Potatoes

The sexual act of two men violently slamming or grinding their testicles against each other.

Ryan ruptured one of his balls again last night while he was mashing potatoes with Tommy.

by Bobbyvento October 12, 2021

Potato Peeler

to eat your own farts

Olivia: Lily and Emma, are you guys Potato Peeler s?
Lily: No
Emma: Yes
Olivia: It means to eat your own farts
Lily and Emma: Oh LOL no I don't peel potatoes

by livysalvatore49 July 6, 2021