Sharks

Police officer's in traffic among the school of fish (Drivers)

Too many sharks on the road. Becareful driving.

by Noble Sage January 13, 2020

Laebies shark

Laebies shark is a real shark that exists

“My favorite shark has to be laebies shark”

by W0rmy July 30, 2022

Virtue Shark

An internet user (usually on tumblr, discord, or reddit) who makes convoluted claims that a group, event, or idea is morally wrong in order to make themselves seem morally right. Most of the times, their methods involve claiming that something completely innocent and irrelevant is bigoted in some elaborate way. They are common in fandom spaces.

"I've been getting so much hate for writing characters X and Y as romantic in my fanfiction because some virtue shark had to accuse me of "perpetuating the belief" that male and female characters can't be friends. That's not even something I said!

by Dr0w0u$ April 21, 2025

sharks exist in real life

A fun fact told by neil in jaws

Neal:sharks exist in real life
Timmy:wow

by raybeez May 29, 2022

Great-white-sharked

When you think you got a big dick and some one shows up and is an even bigger asshole than you.

“You thought you were the shit, but you got great-white-sharked.”

by lasherpa November 28, 2022

Welfare shark

1) any person of (very) dark color who relies solely on the income of welfare checks to survive and create low budget rap about having bands

2) a {nigger}

What’s the difference between a shark and a welfare shark? It’s only acceptable to hit one of them with your car.

by theycallmejimmer April 16, 2019

Shark Week

Shark week is here, Would you mind a BJ instead of my Whocheee

My girlfriend said after dinner, I will give you a BJ, She said it is Shark Week.

and im on the towel for a few days

by Thenry June 19, 2023