Guy: Man i just love jizz
Guy 2: What the fuck? You love jizz? Are you fucking gay?
Guy: No the star wars music
Guy 2: Fuck you, you nerd
Guy 2: What the fuck? You love jizz? Are you fucking gay?
Guy: No the star wars music
Guy 2: Fuck you, you nerd
by AngryStarWarsNerd March 21, 2022
by dickganker97 March 03, 2010
Somebody who nuts a week’s worth of cum inside a balloon, ties it up, and drops it on top of somebody passing by, covering them in your kids
Man 1: Ah Jeez! Who dropped all this jizz on me?
Man 2: It must’ve been that guy way up there! fucking Jizz bomber!
Man 2: It must’ve been that guy way up there! fucking Jizz bomber!
by I steal glasses from blind kid March 03, 2024
(n.) Jizz that comes out at such speed, force, and shear power it is comparable to that of a firework
(v.) The act of giving someone firework jizz, typically your own
(v.) The act of giving someone firework jizz, typically your own
by Low Ball Wizard September 15, 2023
Yo you tried that juicy jizz shit yet? That shit mad bussin!
Oh, that shit makes me squirt when I drink it!
Oh, that shit makes me squirt when I drink it!
by RapingKids May 25, 2024