Brandon

He is a very random boi, he often laughs like a maniac and likes to type in caps all the type and annoying the shit out of his bestfriend/ friends. He also likes to make fun of people’s crushes
Person 1: yo did you see Brandon at the party last night

Person 2: yeah he was just screaming at everyone and laughing like a maniac..
by Eevee164 August 28, 2020
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A man with a very large penis who is good at soccer
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Brandon The best Real Estate Agent that has ever lived. He is the person that your will sell your home with, even if you don’t own a home yet, you will. For top dollar.
Wow. It’s Brandon!
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Brandon is the realist nigga you’ll ever meet he’ll rearrange you’re bitch guts ,with his big dick , Brandon’s are fucking icons
“Brandon” took me from my nigga yesterday
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Verb.
To do unspeakable things to a close relative’s anal cavity. Later uses have been known to be a dog whistle the desire to procreate with a blood relative, often paired with the goal of bringing about a confederacy of dunces. Luckily these “dunces” are generally not aware that anal is not the best method of conception.

Also spelled as “Branden” by those less literate.
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A person who often AFK's for long periods of time. To shower, to eat. He ain't comin' back.
Man, you're acting like a real BRANDON right now.
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