deuces bitches

A way to let people know that you are leaving for the evening. Usually done while holding up two middle fingers.

Alright I'm out of here yo, deuces bitches

by Mr. Wright1331 June 3, 2016

idle bitching

the act of venting or criticising something with no intent to serve any improvement of the thing criticised.

Jim goes in to Don's office, complaining about someone or something.
Don is trying to decide whether he's supposed to commiserate or start knocking heads.
Don asked, "is this a problem you want fixed, or just idle bitching?"

by slothchunk February 9, 2018

its me bitches

Letting people know that you are here.

Who want it wit me cause guess what its me bitches

by ^OREO^ December 13, 2007

A2M I Got Bitches

A very inappropriate but funny song made by the A2M Music group that describes how some random dude "got bitches".

"Ayo, what it is? Everybody report to the motha fuckin' dance floor, with they motha fuckin' drinks"
"I got Bitches!"

A2M I Got Bitches is the best!

by The Boi's May 5, 2021

Bitchilism

Saying something when you connect with a punch.

Bitch is the root word. Bitchilism is the after noun. After the first bitch is yelled, the following names are considered the bitchilism.

stolen from Jamie Foxx: I Might Need Security

"BITCH! You don't know who the fuck I am!"

by Tgo July 26, 2004

Bitchdaclitdoesomobuckahole

1. Adj. Used to describe or dis-engender, usually a male, either when they do something chump like or absurdly annoying but also coming off as an asshole as well

2. Any dude from the Jersey Shore

Guy 1 sees a guy, that is a total herb none the less, yelling at his girl and says something demeaning to her then bounces. Guy 1 shakes his head in disbelief and looks over at his buddy...

Guy 2 nods his head in agreement and in a sigh states simply, "Bitchdaclitdoesomobuckahole"

by jonnygreenjeans April 13, 2010

Bitchorcism

From the ancient art of bitchorcising, this must be handled by a fully trained bitchorcist, you know someone has been possessed by a bitch on one day every month when blood comes out of it's second asshole. 4 known methods from ancient scriptures include forcing it out of the host, in modern days this is known as bitch slapping, another way is cutting it from its shackles, nowadays known as rituals, not to be confused with murder. Another way is putting a cleansing rod inside of the second asshole, all know male bitchorcists have them, it has to be put in deep and fast repeatedly with chance of bitchspawn coming out 9 months later. The final way is feeding it the blood of the bitch, this is from draining the second asshole of its blood and refeeding, not to be mixed up with illegal torture porn.

Adam said we should eat the fruit, eve said no which lead Adam to believe she had been possessed by a bitch, so came the first bitchorcism

by Jewish healthcare November 21, 2016