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Shit & Shorts

Verb - to watch short videos on social media while simultaneously sitting on the toilet & taking a shit

Origin - during times print media was prevalent , a shit & shorts was formerly equivalent to reader’s digesting, or taking a national geographic no. 2 , or otherwise to read a magazine while pooping 💩. The term evolved once the era of “tik-tok” had taken the world by storm, giving birth to a generation built on a “fake it till’ you make it” foundation and shared mindset
How long you going to be in there restroom bruh? You take long ass shit & shorts.

Shit & Shorts will make people forget to wipe their asses not realizing how much time when by on the toilet.

Sometimes at work , shit & shorts in the bathroom will the pass time.
by anonymous April 5, 2023
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Shit locked down

by Ryan3000 January 26, 2018
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AH SHIT AH SHIT BABY BABY

Carl I am sick of your AH SHIT AH SHIT BABY BABY INFANTILISM as it gets in the way as SHANE CODD for GOD SAKES is trying to sing HER SONG as FUCK YOU , "she is saying "GET SOMETHING OUT OF MY HEAD".
by STINKING LIKE SHIT May 4, 2021
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Shit

Person 1 - zamn I gotta shit
Person 2 - don't get diarrhea
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Shit-year-old

A Shit-year-old is the term for a grown peron who behaves like a child, in a paticularly shitty way. The sort of person who refuses to belive cartoon characters aren't real, claiming that they "exist somewhere".
"Jesus, Guy showed up in his Goku costume, tail and everything! He's such a shit-year-old!"
by Tatianapianist December 9, 2008
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Piss of shit

You know those people who are so futile talking about shit they don't know about? Someone who isn't even deserving of the term "piece of shit"?(considering that good shit brings pleasure) But what really stinks is urinating while shitting.

The uncomfortably warm piss fighting against constipated ass- that's annoying. Just like some people voicing unwanted stupid opinions.
- man the Weeknd gives off such 80s vibes

-YOU PISS OF SHIT, do you even understand music???
by Ashfa A. Oprah September 10, 2022
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Shit

Synonymous with life, school, your company and many more things you hate.

Very simple definition. Half of the people in the world define "shit" in this way.
Shit is not a swear word.

It fully and completely perfectly interprets our lives and all kinds of negativity.
Or also, more correctly and precisely to define shit is...
YOU :)
“You shitty little mother fucker.”
“Such a bitchie shit.”
“I didn't bring paper, so I wiped shit all over my hands.”
by Zakooooo March 1, 2023
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