Hard as my dick when I see a naked chick

Just a random thing to say that somethings difficult

Me: *dies in game*
"Dammit. That's as hard as my dick when I see a naked chick!"

by Retard_Ryan March 15, 2023

I Got Lauered

To get sexually harassed.

I was trying to be professional but I got lauered by that creep in accounting.

by djahmmok November 30, 2017

<.7.9.7.6.>I Wanted To Drop Kick Martin Robles In My Second Birthday Party<.7.9.7.6.>

<.7.9.7.6.>I Wanted To Drop Kick Martin Robles In My Second Birthday Party<.7.9.7.6.>

<.7.9.7.6.>I Wanted To Drop Kick Martin Robles In My Second Birthday Party<.7.9.7.6.>

by 456AtabavA343 June 5, 2025

I

We stroll by each other…
A smile and a wave…
How that made my day…
I wish it would stay that way…

Continue…
I still do…
Broken… yours appears to be..
Right now You I see…
You don’t look at me…

Don’t think I tell myself…
As another ride down I will go…
Easier this would be…
If only my love I could show…

Maybe someday…
Is all I can pray…
For that one day….
Where in your arms I stay!!!

by U loving me; only in my dreams February 2, 2024

i/m

it stands for i mean but it shorter to write

i/m I guess we can go shopping

by DefinitlyNotAChip October 27, 2020

<.7.9.7.6.>I Stripe Individuals Of THe Word "'Soliloquys'"<.7.9.7.6.>

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<.7.9.7.6.>I Stripe Individuals Of THe Word "'Soliloquys'"<.7.9.7.6.>

by IPromiseToDoWhatIPromised May 28, 2025

Ansel i-phone

Anyone who takes excessive photos from their cell phone and thinks they are an artist.

Ed:"Ever since Bob got his new cell phone ... He thinks every photo is a work of art."
Lisa:" Yeah I know what you mean... He 's a regular Ansel i-phone.

by Ethel Marie June 6, 2018