dirty swim team

the dirty swim team is a sex act mostly performed by men, it involves the man defecating into swim goggles and then forcing the woman to wear them for 3-4 days the after the 4 days when her eye is completely diseased,the man fucks her eye until it falls out which the woman must then consume covered in the mans cum

Todd: Hey john what happened last night with Karen?
John: I started a dirty swim team on her a few days ago and finished it last night.

by bennyboy6999 May 24, 2015

Dirty Wedding Band

A cock ring a married man wears during anal sex.

Honey where is my dirty wedding band? I want to stay hard when I am in your ass.

by Nastykitty1981 June 2, 2015

Dirty Combs

The delicious combination of Honey Combs cereal and Cocoa Pebbles in a cereal bowl. Fortified with 18 vitamins and not just part of, but a complete breakfast, lunch, or dinner feast.

I am going to enjoy a bowl of Dirty Combs for breakfast, lunch, and dinner.

by A.V.A.C. June 6, 2015

Dirty Cobbler

The Dirty Cobbler is a three part culinary experience. Part one (the crumble): The base of the cobbler must be constructed, this may involve a number of techniques dependent on resources available. A female base, requires the base individual to refrain from washing her vagina for 3-5 days in order to build a healthy yet fresh crust, that can be crumbled using fingers – dependent on taste. A male base, involves intentionally reducing effort in wiping one’s anus (2-4 days) in order to leave winnets, these can be hardened in direct contact with sun light – dependent on taste. If time constraints prevail both genders may choose the short option of placing a digestive biscuit (cookie) into a plastic bag and crumbling by hitting it with a rolling pin, penis or penises, before placing this in the orifice of your choice.

Part two (the fruit sauce), the other person must eat 300g of Peaches, Pineapple, or Mango 6-8 hours before, then proceed to ejaculate onto the pre-made cobbler base.

Part Three (dining), The completed cobbler is then eaten by the ejaculator, spoon fed to the base individual, or consumed by an interested third party.

Darling, shall we make a dirty cobbler when the Browns come for dinner this Friday?

Yes what a lovely idea, would you prefer a natural or biscuit base?

by Spit, Helmet Madness & Banana July 4, 2015

Dirty tackle

When a man does not shower for a few days (3 or 4 will do), to get nice and raunchy, and then, after reaching primo raunch status, has any girl perform felatio. Usually the schmeg can be smelled from head high, so having her face in your dirty, not washed, raunchy croch won't be a pleasant experience for the senses (at least one of them).

I didn't shower for three days, and so when my girl came over I decided to give her the dirty tackle. She went down on me and I smelled it (schmegma) from up top so I know she definitely did too. However, she didn't seem to mind.

by Lounging Scientist July 7, 2015

Dirty Wheatie

When a guy is penetrating a women in the ass and, pulls out, jacks off and cums in the girls hair letting it dry for 3 hours.

Kate I see you're hair is a little mouse and sticky did someone give you a Dirty Wheatie?

by Oreiajad July 15, 2015

Dirty slaw

The tobacco guts of a cigarillo that get set aside somewhere, because we're using the leaf to roll up some loud.

throw that dirty slaw in the trash, I just need the blunt to roll up.

by Phmns52 September 19, 2015