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I gotta call TJ

Code words for “ I gotta take a dump in Apt.”
Man my belly Hurts!! I gotta call TJ!
by Winger444 September 29, 2023
mugGet the I gotta call TJmug.

Did I ask?

If you're here you can't say this.
Guy: You want air?

9yo: Did I ask?
by JadeLaser February 18, 2021
mugGet the Did I ask?mug.

I

in the sky…
I have flew…
Up so high…
Beautiful beyond anything I ever knew…
Crashing down…
I have done that too…

Ideas I have created…
That made me so elated…
Numbers I have chased…
Here and there…

Here…
Figured out once again

that was merely my imagination in high gear…
Seeing him I did…
Simultaneously,
Numbers moving everywhere here…

When your heart screams…
Anything you would/ will do…
To believe …
That it is your he…
Yep…
100% guilty would be me.
That doesn’t change my love for he…
As I will always love him with my everything….

This will always be true…
4u
by Just a girl with ❤️ for 1 December 29, 2024
mugGet the Imug.

`~` I Canot Believe This`~`

`~` I Canot Believe This`~`
`~` I Canot Believe This`~`
by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim March 30, 2025
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I don't care

also referred to as I DO NOT CARE
to hear and breathe with perfect hearing
to not put energy or emphasis on things not reciprocated

sometimes used as sarcasm sometimes used with sincerity and sometimes used BOLDLY as in there is nothing else left to do about it or that a person would be able to do
"I DO NOT CARE" if you don't want to attend the party with me

"I don't care" what people say I know I'm a good person
by UnoYoko February 11, 2022
mugGet the I don't caremug.

I have granted kids to hell

If you decoded this message using the record of Ashley's song in WarioWare: Touched!, you probably had way too much time on your hands.
I wonder what happens if I play around with the record like a toy...
(spins record at fast speed, hears "I have granted kids to hell")
Oh no! I think my parents heard what I did! Now they're gonna kill me and file an FCC complaint.
by The Real Driller August 19, 2023
mugGet the I have granted kids to hellmug.

bro i was a dude the whole time

When that one guy in the friend group who always identified themselves as female just pulls this out of nowhere.
A: "Bro, I was a dude the whole time."
B: "Shut up ni-"
A: "But it's true!"
C: "YOU TOLD ALL OF US YOU WERE A GIRL-"
A: "Do you even understand?"
D: "Well, 'bro i was a dude the whole time' means that you were a man the whole time but identified as another gender."
A: "Oh."
by anidiotwhoisbadatblender February 27, 2025
mugGet the bro i was a dude the whole timemug.

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