shit fuck tit

When you titty fuck a girl while having a dirty sanchez.

I would shit fuck tit Megan Fox

by Mr.BigClit July 6, 2011

Take your head for a shit

When someone has such a bad take on something or a bad attitude

Mate, that's a bullshit statement. Go take your head for a shit

by Just me, not him July 21, 2023

shit's on you

It's your responsibility or your fault that something happens.

Hey, man, don't blame me for this one. This shit's on you.

by Kent North January 18, 2016

shit bloke

If you sleep with your mates missus, you're probably a shit bloke

"Ay how scummy is Kav?"
"Yeah, he's a shit bloke"

by DefNotJenkinsHaha September 9, 2020

Whore Shit

Horse Shit is Whore Shit, period!

"Vic DiBitetto rides a horse named Horse Shit. He has also been known to ride a whore named Whore Shit. I don't know which one is worse!"

by ANOTHERDEADROMEO May 6, 2023

Penguin shit

The coolest kind of shit.

You're as cool as penguin shit dude!

by Solid Mantis May 14, 2020

Two stage shit

This happens when you go for a poo, afterwards when all the solids have ejected and you get ready to wipe your bottom another turd starts coming out and forces you to have a two sage poo.

(Dad) OMG have you blocked the toilet again?

(Son) sorry but I had to do a two stage shit.

by Mathmoss November 8, 2018