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morning bone and stone

morning bone and stone is: waking up and jerking off then smoke weed without getting up
by Dingledine’s diary September 11, 2023
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Wind off a stone

The purest and most potent chemical fart that a person can produce as a result of farting when needing to poo.

Context: When you hold onto a brown monstrosity that is awaiting birthing, the godless ball of cursed sulphuric hell will persistently emit strong, disgraceful gas, whilst sitting in its forbidden fleshy purgatory. The gas must be exorcised immediately to avoid a sighting of the four brown horsemen, a documented sign of the impending aPoocalypse. The smell will resemble the inside of a large rotting Wildebeest corpse in summer and will risk the owner dangerously close to defecating themselves.
Bloody hell what smells like half digested road kill covered in diarrhoea?

Sorry, Im desperate to shit and farted, it was pure wind off a stone.
Thanks for ruining thanksgiving, grandma.
by Windy Frank June 5, 2024
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Stone Mason

When someone is very bad at basketball (especially at shooting) and bricks everything.
Bobbio ova dare is a stone mason, he can't shoot for CwAp!
by Rice Cat June 8, 2017
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Brown Infinity Stone

A Plus sized turd that refuses to flush. Best nudged on by donning a large "Thanos' turd nudging glove" to nudge it on its way.
I had to put Thanos' turd nudging glove on today to shift that brown infinity stone you left in the toilet.
by Cody Curmudgeon March 27, 2021
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Stoned Drone

To be Stoned :
: to hurl stones at especially

: to kill by pelting with stones

: to make hard or insensitive to feeling
: to face, pave, or fortify with stones
: to rub, scour, or polish with a stone
Drone :
1. A male bee, especially a honeybee, performs no work and produces no honey. Its only function is to mate with the queen bee.
2. An idle person who lives off others; a loafer.
3. A person who does tedious or menial work; a drudge, A Whipping Boy

4. A remotely controlled or autonomous aircraft with no pilot on board. Also called unmanned aircraft system.
There Was a "Stoned Drone" Silence in the Room. I Started, "Stoned Drone" Productions!

Have you Ever Heard of the "Stoned Drone" Obstacle Course??

What Happened to the "Stoned Drone"? Isn't there a Channel Called "Stoned Drone"??
by JayNdaboX June 21, 2021
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philosophers stone

Gangstalking, andrenachrome moarch bullshit

adrenachrome is black hence the first stage deals with trauma done to someone

usual deals with neck pain and black shit in the vision
white part is the visualization done by the person who takes it
im guessing yellow is the calming stage of the subconcious cymatics,
and red altering the blood and heart attractions of the person who takes it

deals alot with subconcious voodoo and law of reversal shit based around the person whowants it
philosophers stone hence turning lead intogold
by MyneowedWus October 31, 2023
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Goon stone

Like a kidney stone passed by all the dry nut built up from prolonged gooning. Goon stones may be used in the future as renewable energy
I was too gooning for so long I finally passed the goon stone
by Gelgate master 123 March 28, 2024
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