lord faggeron

lord farquaad's twin brother who is in love with human sherk. mr. faggeron is working on making a potion to make sherk human forever, and to make shrek his husband. mr. farguaad dislikes mr. faggeron because lord farquaad also is into shrek but the ogre shrek. so far there is no info on shreks opinions on this situation.

*in lord farquaads sex dungeon*

"do you know lord faggeron?" -gingy
"lord faggeron?" -lord farquaad
"LORD FAGGERON!" - gingy
"yes i know lord faggeron, who lives on faggy lane." -lord farquaad

by lord_fgg June 15, 2024

Syph Lord

Prolific carrier and transmitter of sexual diseases, particularly Syphilis.

Of course, as a Syph Lord he is highly proficient with a laser sword, though he much prefers to leave his enemies alive but with a nasty dose of the clap.

by Baron Trouserpress May 02, 2022

Lord Liam

Just a Lord called Liam

Lord Liam is the most Amazing man to ever live on planet earth!

by Lord Liam December 20, 2020

Lord farquhard

Lord farquhard is a fat sweaty person who will do a blow job for some sweets

Jenny's auntie is a lord farquhard

by Chelsea_12345 July 07, 2020

Mrs Lord

A teacher that will walk out and take the coffee machine

with her

"OMG STOP BEING SUCH A MRS LORD!"

by Wae ;) October 02, 2020

Mrs Lord

A person that will walk out of their job and take the coffee machine with them.

"OMG STOP BEING SUCH A MRS LORD!"

by Wae ;) October 02, 2020

Lord Jizzle

One who traverses bridge between the seen and the unseen, a purveyor of sustained and rigorous thought, a socratic gadfly capable of cultivating the creative tension necessary to unveil the sheaths of the enigmatic human psyche. The title commonly follows the honorific His Holiness.

We've travelled across land and sea to listen to the teachings of His Holiness Lord Jizzle.

by The Three Initiates November 23, 2021