snorkel nuts

When a guy*or man or boy* has an erection in which his dick is sticking straight up and his ballsack hangs low forming the image of goggles and a snorkel.

I fucked bobby last night, but he had a bad case of the snorkel nuts!!

by SC00TER June 28, 2008

Nuts to Butts

adjective: used in a very crowded or tight situation.

hey, you dont wanna get in on that one (subway car), it's nuts to butts.

by mythodius November 8, 2004

nut bag

someone who does the thorazine shuffle, and talks to stuff.

that dude is a complete nutbag always hollering at the trees.

by freedav04 June 12, 2005

goof nuts

A silly-ass, one who makes no sense and talks bull shit all day.

my parents are a couple of nazi-fascists-elitists-extremists goof nuts.

by elfeicho July 2, 2008

poopy nuts

Itchy, crusty and stinky residue left over on the underside of the scrotem, usually do to an improper back-to-front wipe motion (for those who actually use toilet paper). It demonstrates extremely poor hygiene and is found to cross all racial and ethnic origins.

I was about to get a blowjob until she found out I had poopy nuts. Now I will never get any play because she told all her friends. Maybe I should try switching it up. I heard that gay men love poopy nuts.

by Jack M. Hoffer December 29, 2007

nuts deep

A term used in association with deep penetration, where the shaft of the penis is inserted full length to the testicles.

Graham triple washed his helmet before heading out down the town. He was feeling lucky and felt certain he'd end up nuts deep in some bitch's ass later.

by Avatarvia November 20, 2011

nut sack

The sack that holds the nuts

JB is such a "nut sack". You beat him once in golf and he acts like he can't play anymore because he is hurt.

by Gmonk April 4, 2003