when passers-by catch sight of a woman and a baby pram, their first reaction is to check the pram's contents to see for themselves how cute the baby is. Upon noticing that the baby is brown/mixed and the woman white (thus betraying their expectation that the baby/mother duo were alike), the observer's eyes are helplessly drawn towards the baby once more to readjust their perception that the white woman is a mudshark. This second look constitutes the shark check, confirming that the white woman has sharked it up.
Something felt off with that woman's toddler. I shark checked it and take it that its father is a citizen of a vibrant stock.
by Nubby Numbat October 07, 2018
Stroking a female against the hair grain to test if she's gotten a close shave. Apparently sharks are slippery one way and rough the opposite.
by theycallmecarmen92 July 10, 2018
The act in which a girl gives you blue balls and you are so horny that you jerk off on the drive home.
Boy 1: The principals daughter gave me blue balls so bad I had to rub one off on the way home.
Boy 2: That’s called a shark fin!
Boy 2: That’s called a shark fin!
by ashtonpeterson February 14, 2024
A mountain bike feature leading into a jump with a lip at a 45 degree angle. Leads to a sideways jump and requires the rider to twist his bike mid-air to prepare for the landing. The feature sticks out of the ground like the fin of a shark that's crossing the trail.
by Radel-Held April 03, 2023
A miniboss from the popular transfur game changed
This little pain in the ass will somehow dive underwater and swim at high speed in such shallow water?? (I could 100% outswim that mf i have interstate comps)
By all means necessary stay well away from it or he will grab you and turn you into a furry tiger shark thing (scary)
This dumbass summons little shark henchmen because his lazy ass could not do it himself
Stay away from tigersharks in the wild
This little pain in the ass will somehow dive underwater and swim at high speed in such shallow water?? (I could 100% outswim that mf i have interstate comps)
By all means necessary stay well away from it or he will grab you and turn you into a furry tiger shark thing (scary)
This dumbass summons little shark henchmen because his lazy ass could not do it himself
Stay away from tigersharks in the wild
Sailor 1: "Yo what fish is that"
Sailor 2: "Where"
Sailor 1: "Over there *points at the 'fish'*"
Sailor 2: "Let me pull up the species identification chart"
Sailor 2: "By the looks of it, that's a tiger shark (changed)"
Sailor 1: "You're kidding right? It can't be..."
Sailor 1 and 2 shriek in horror
--MISSING PERSONS LOG--
JACK CLOVERFIELD
OSCAR WALSH
--LAST SEEN LAUNCHING BOAT OFF LATEX BAY--
--REPORT RELEVANT FINDINGS TO LOCAL AUGHORITIES--
--LEAD--
SCREAMS HEARD 2 KILOMETRES NORTH OF LATEX BAY
--ASSUMED DEAD--
>yes moderators the names are made up
Sailor 2: "Where"
Sailor 1: "Over there *points at the 'fish'*"
Sailor 2: "Let me pull up the species identification chart"
Sailor 2: "By the looks of it, that's a tiger shark (changed)"
Sailor 1: "You're kidding right? It can't be..."
Sailor 1 and 2 shriek in horror
--MISSING PERSONS LOG--
JACK CLOVERFIELD
OSCAR WALSH
--LAST SEEN LAUNCHING BOAT OFF LATEX BAY--
--REPORT RELEVANT FINDINGS TO LOCAL AUGHORITIES--
--LEAD--
SCREAMS HEARD 2 KILOMETRES NORTH OF LATEX BAY
--ASSUMED DEAD--
>yes moderators the names are made up
by Ribcage beater 420 August 09, 2023
When a TV show does something to cause its ratings and viewership to decline and never recovers. A point in the show where everything afterwards is downhill.
Killing off Detective Eddie Torres, eliminating the r&b club Natalie's, and moving away from the hip hop culture it was known for caused the police series New York Undercover to Jump The Shark.
by TommyNoleBuc October 13, 2022
by raybeez May 29, 2022