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A large ass building in which innocent children are kept in for at least 7-8 hours straight, being taught shit in which it is least expected to be used in the future.
Adults' definition of "School" compared to mine.

Adults: A school is an institution for educating children!
Me: Prison.

Prison
by StubbyThePug June 15, 2016
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The place where ungrateful little shits abuse their underpaid, overworked teachers.
School is where I went to die after I graduated college.
by ptb November 6, 2008
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school is a place for learning where you learn all sorts of different things and lots of people think 'when will i ever use this information in my life? why are they teaching this?' and the truth is that they don't know if or when you will use it so they teach it to you, just in case. at school you learn everything informational and technical you will ever need to know (or at least a basis) and this may seem like torture but it will really help you in life. you also get to meet people, find out what other people are like, find out what you are like. not only do you learn everything informational/technical, you also get a social understanding of life/friendship/relationships. you also fill up time in the day. yes you do wake up early in the morning but what else would you be doing? (ok sleeping, but what about when you wake up?) you might say 'going out with friends', but without school, you probably would never have met these people! so STOP bagging school and learn to appreciate it for what it is and appreciate how lucky you are to have it, because lots of kids all around the world can only dream of going to school.
'what are you doing today?'

'going out with friends'

'cool. where do you know these people from?'

'school, where else?'
by silverskechers322 October 11, 2011
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To have sex, expecially rough or degarding sex, with a woman you don't really know (see "work").
by Big Steve September 10, 2003
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a building where you learn to do things that are neccesarry to function succesfully in the world. many people take their theier rights to be educated for granted and do not end up learning before until it is to late. There a also who get so worn out from school that they lose thier rational composure. Many people think that they can stay focused on the unimportant events in school. Too many people are pessimistic about education. Sometimes the principal of the a certain school does thing that make students feel like they are hopeless, like not kicking students out of the bathroom when they are not finished going just because they think the students are going to cause trouble all the time, or they have the idea that being tough and getting innocent students in trouble without a saying what they are being accused of doing is neccesary to dicipline them, not to mention asking for dress code that is almost not fully possible for students to follow. (Why are they being so stubborn as not to just switch to a uniform policy?) This behavior actuallly makes them fell less worse about school. Another problem with education is the government of Delaware(which is the state I live in by the way)requiring students to take time to complete state tests, just to get into college.
School is tough but it will get you through life, you can count on that.
by Light Joker April 12, 2004
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A fun, unique place where you can expand you social capabilities and become an intelligent young citizen
I love school, just yesterday I told the varsity linebacker Johnny Ricahrdson, that I got an A on my chemistry mid-term, and he was so happy for me that he let me hang out in this total babe's lokcer the whole 8th period!
by Joesph October 31, 2004
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The place where ungrateful little shits abuse their underpaid, overworked teachers.
School is where I went to die after I graduated college.
Source: ptb, Korea
by ptb November 10, 2008
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