Salty Abortion Unincorporated

The Antithesis of Sweet Baby Incorporated, Salty Abortion Unincorporated is a conglomerate of Indie Games Studios and Consultation Firms partially-responsible for the height differences between female and male characters in WWE 2K24 as well as the narrative success of the Arkham Games Series prior to Suicide Squad: Kill The Justice League. Their CEO, Vim Hills, is a well-versed businessman who specializes primarily in small business management and utilizes his skillset to support small business ecosystems in Texas, Florida, or generally anywhere that isn't Canada, the European continent, the state of California or the state of New York. Salty Abortion Unincorporated is also known for giving to charities such as Feed The Children and St. Jude Children's Hospital.

"See the news lately?"
"Nah, what's going on?"
"Salty Abortion Unincorporated is at it again, bro."

by ManhattanMollywhopEnjoyer March 21, 2024

Salty Santa

When a male ejaculates onto a someones (usually lovers) face and allows it to dry up, thus forming a greyed beard like santa.

Woman - "I let david give me a salty santa last christmas"

by rettican December 15, 2017

Salty Oklahoma

When you start getting hot and heavy and instead of putting on a condom, you pour at minimum 6 packets of iodized salt into her vagina.

“Yo Chad I heard you banged Linda!”

“Yeah man she was an easy rider”

“I thought you said you didn’t have condoms tho.”

“It’s alright I just gave her a salty Oklahoma.”

by KeithTheAssBasket November 7, 2019

Salty pear

When someone eats a girl out after getting creampied.

That salty pear was juicy AF.

by Burrywood May 9, 2024

Salty

Salty = being outspoken or rude

He is a very SALTY person.

I like a lady who is a little SALTY.

by Pink Cinnamon February 8, 2022

Salty

How Jake Paul felt when he was roasted by Logan Paul.

I think you kinda salty cos I'm the favourite son.

by The boy that is a boy March 18, 2018

Salty Furry

A furry so pissed at the YIH community they made an urban dictionary word

Salty furry 1 : Dude i'm so PISSED about the YIH community its not like we are an annoying part of society and we kinda deserve this

Salty furry 2 : I know made a word on urban dictionary and give whoever post it more reddit karma

Salty furry 1 : Bro that is BIG BRAIN

by Stupidiox November 17, 2019