Pickeled

A well-known slang term for being totally robbed, raped, done wrong, done dirty, cheated, scammed, sold a bill of goods, lied to, sold out, backstabbed, betrayed, tattled on, snitched out, or otherwise fucked over by a person no one would ever in a million years consider anywhere near smart enough to get one over on a mildly retarded goat let alone another human being. If you have ever had your wallet stolen by an inbred trailer trash whore with a 2nd grade education and a couple of extra chromosomes, you have been Pickeled. If you have ever had your car comandeered and then totaled by someone who seemed to be a desperate undercover FBI agent on the trail of a dangerous psychopath criminal who later turned out not to be an FBI agent or even a member of law enforcement at all but in reality was a tipsy 10th grader whose grandfather was a cop before he got Alzheimers, you have been Pickeled. "Pickeled" was coined by the people of Western Washington who ever had any occasion to do business with, buy a house near, or attend school with any of the adults or children of the notorious Pickel family, a well known group of lying, thieving, scamming, crooked, backstabbing snitch assholes famous for both being about as sharp as a sack of wet mice AND for happily fucking anyone and everyone over as hard as possible as soon as possible.

Yokel 1: "Hey, what the hell happened to Ray's Mustang?!? Why is he driving that ancient, shitty Volvo?"
Yokel 2: "He got TOTALLY Pickeled cause he made a deal with one of those Pickels to do some work for them and though they had him working exclusively on their houses for more than a month, they never paid him a dime so his car got repo'ed."
Yokel 1: "Well that was awfully stupid of him, those people never pay for shit, all they do is steal and suck the intelligence out of every room they enter!"
Yokel 2: "Inorite?!?"

by BadgerBite May 31, 2014

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picked off third

When you've made it to third base with a girl, but you get shut down before either one of you reaches orgasm.

Dude #1: You finally seal the deal with her last night?

Dude #2: Nah, man, I got picked off third.

by Morty Apples July 26, 2014

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pickachickadoo

What to say when your bro is planning on asking out a girl. Meaning: Pick a chick, yes, do it.

"Yo dude, I think I'm gonna hook up with that cute blond over there."

"Go on man! Pickachickadoo"

by phoenixfire14 November 18, 2014

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Pick up the sticks

to lack enthusiasm or interest about something obviously awesome.

Random bish: "That purse is so trashy."
Me: "Girl, you better pick up the sticks because that purse is on fleek!"

by lordsugar June 3, 2015

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picking the lock

When two Asians are having sex, one will use chopsticks on his/her female partner. Using one to manipulate the clitoris and the other to apply pressure to the g-spot.

Asian 1: can you leave? I'm picking the lock on my girlfriend.
Asian 2: okay man, I'll leave.

by Dekky November 1, 2015

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