When you laugh really hard, so you nearly wet yourself, your gunna need some coaster pants! The origin of this phrase is never clear, but we have a gorgeous liverpool bloke to thanks for it somehwere down the line...
by chloerose444 April 06, 2009
When a girl is walking around wearing tights, with a shirt not fully covering her butt. The man that stole her pants is known as the pants poacher. He seems to be getting around.
"Dude, is it just me or was the pants poacher out again today?"
"Yeah brah, there were girls all over campus wearing those ridiculously tight tights. I was like, damnnnn girl"
"Yeah brah, there were girls all over campus wearing those ridiculously tight tights. I was like, damnnnn girl"
by ASTK October 07, 2008
The same as after party, when your member leaks after sex or masturbation and you didn't pee to 'clear the chamber'.
Rod was sure feeling squirrely as his pant paste was rippin the pubes off his les and scroat at the job interview.
by plamya April 01, 2011
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by .chicken strip. July 22, 2019
The term mortadella pants can be applied to any overweight person wearing overly tight jeans. Their legs take on the appearance of a mortadella sausage wrapped extremely tightly. An acceptable and perhaps equally humorous alternative is "kielbasa trousers".
by BVRZVMGIRL22 June 04, 2010
Cole was pouting about eating too much chocolate so I tweaked his nose and called him a schmoopie pants.
by rickulous March 21, 2011