phallic wit

Noun
A sharp sense of humor which always in some way is based on the male genitalia.

His phallic wit is comical, and always an ice breaker at the bar.

by B2316 April 5, 2016

phallucination

phallus (penis) + hallucination (mirage, false sensory experience): noun - thinking you see a penis when or where there isn't one expected.

Daydreaming of sex, I had a phallucination where their entire bodies turned into giant dicks.

by pistachioceanic September 15, 2017

Phallidation

When a male feels his statement has been validated by another male who is aware that the statement is lacking any base of fact or at the very least reasonable coherent thought. The second male will validate this line of balderdash due to a unique pineal proximity sense that compels the second male to rescue the troubled first male from assured social ridicule and eventual shunning from future intellectual engagements.

Thanks for the phallidation bro! She would have totally caught me in my bullshit if you weren’t there!

by Unbearable October 23, 2017

Phallus Flexus

A dick that is big enough to compare yourself to others. It has at least 20 cm.

Look at Joseph, he has such a huge Phallus Flexus.

by SooSbürger November 30, 2018

Phallus Flexus

A dick that is huge enough to flex with it.

Ego sum phallus flexus

by SooSbürger March 18, 2019

Phallustine

A region of the Middle East where male nudity is permitted, and most dudes are real "dicks" when it comes to social interaction.

According to a map of the world showing the average penis-sizes of males in the different countries, guys in the Phallustine area have medium-size schlongs, whereas the love-pipes of the dudes in neighboring Lebanon are some of the largest in the world, so I wonder if the two groups are in a heated "mine is bigger than yours" competition, which might explain why many of them always go around with their "downstairs equipment" hanging out in plain view, and also why everyone seems to hate each other over there.

by QuacksO May 22, 2019

Phallic Discharge

An explosion of phallic objects flying in every or one general direction, anything ranging from a crate of dildos erupting from dynamite or Stacy's Mom and her farting butthole, or a piñata stuffed with fire crackers and gummy penises.

That barfly took off into the public restroom with three clowns and had a phallic discharge of balloons flying out of the stalls.

I tried to take a shit but had a phallic discharge of dull macaroni noodles that didn't digest quite right.

I tripped and hit my step mom's dresser and a phallic discharge of rubber play things came out of the drawer.

The pallet came off the forklift and a phallic discharge of rubber dog bones scattered across the floor.

An angry chimp ran up the tree and a phallic discharge of bananas took off everywhere.

by Rhett1a June 4, 2019