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rip monster

A lament for the death of any loved thing but mainly as an affirmation of sarcastic fail. Originally from a classic 4chins image board post. “Monster was a good DOGGO. He chased the postman, ate bacon. Mom was gonna take him to the Vet but she couldn’t afford it. Monster died today. Rip Monster.”
Tony says ‘Hey watch me Kickflip this 12step.’ (Eats shit)
Bam responds, ewwww, RIP MONSTER
by Astrofox21 December 7, 2022
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rip and rocket

When you're getting a hand job and a wax job at the same time. Make sure it's from one of the cute asians, not the fugly one
Friend: How was the wax job?
Me: It was good. She gave me the ol' rip and rocket
Friend: Sick!
by deejaay_cs October 21, 2017
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Shlong Rip

The most devious, diabolical, smelly, gross bong rip to ever enter a human beings lungs.
“Woah Johan just hit a Shlong Rip, what a gross guy”
by SlongDongRon February 16, 2023
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Rip

Most commonly ripped is used as an adjective and contextually can be used anytime you’re about to do something. Usually “kinda” is utilized prior to saying ripped giving it a subtle urgency vibe. Saying you’re about to rip something is almost always a good thing.
1.) I could rip a cold brew right now
2.) That homies fit kinda rips
3.) “Yo Bobby check out those turtles, they kinda rip”
4.) “Remember when we shredded the gnar? That ripped”
by Pumped60 June 22, 2023
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Rip sleeves

Basically when someone gets you so mad, like hulk-mad...to the point where you're about to, "wolf-out" and rip them sleeves.
Dude, Becky taking my f'n bronzer wasn't cool. I'm about to go full rip sleeves on that bitch
by Lbizzlebebe August 15, 2023
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RIP

Although many people think its either: "Rest In Piece" or "Rest In Pepperonis".
The phrase "Rape Innocent People", RIP, from Latin Elficidium iustam interficies.
When translated from Latin to American English you will get the phrase "Rape Innocent People"

People who tend or like to commit crime such as sexual assault tend to call the act "RIP" It was invented many thousands of years ago where the people could rape someone and have no consequences because people back then were fucking stupid. So they made up RIP on their gravestones to make people know how they died. Since majority of people was raped then it became a trend and it stuck to humans.

Now share it to your friends and spread the wisdom of how fucked up humans are.
Next time you think about saying RIP to someone on CSGO or Discord take a moment to think about this post.
Two friends talking:
P1: So. What you up to this weekend?
P2: Not much rly. Was thinking about maybe a RIP around the city tonight. I got a new car.

P1: Damn that must be fun. I love to RIP around sometimes. So addicting.
P2: Yeah, The cops are a little problem though.
by I_LIKE_2_RAPE_PEOPLE January 23, 2020
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ripped diesel

The art of being super duper shit faced. As ripped is to drunk, ripped diesel is to super drunk.;
"last nite I chugged a fifth of jameson and did six jager bombs, then switched to redbull and vodka, I was ripped diesel"
by hoss guy December 30, 2011
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