The formal name of every pigeon in New York City. They are characterized by their head bobbing motion while walking, angry appearance, and consistent correction of their name in restaurants where they have made reservations.
Waiter - "Yes I see your reservation right here MisterBird."
Meester Burd - "No, no. It's Meester Burd!"
"Hey, bra.... check out that dude sitting in the first row. He's been looking at a meme of an asian dude eating pizza with chopsticks for the last ten hours. Hot damn! What a meme fiend!"
When one assumes wants as needs and justifies purchases of barely-necessary products or services to feel temporarily & instantly refreshed with their newlook or feel from an exciting experience purchased out of mecessity to one's self.