J Hook

To curl your finger in a J shape and use it to lift someone's breast in an upward motion. Usually only done to fat kids or girls with big boobs.

My Girl friend annoyed me so much today, I had no choice but to J Hook her so hard her boob hit her in the face.

by take1 May 19, 2008

j/k

j/k is common'ly used on most internet based chatting advocates it means"just playing,or just joking"playing aroundmostly used in forums or online games.someone says a de`meaning sentence to some one and after 3 seconds, after the other person is already steaming with anger the offender types i am j/k its really stupid in my opinion but it will never fail to be typed, sometimes said outside of the web'.

guy1:hey dude your moms such a bich and a big slut,you wanna know who your dad really is?".

guy2:.......

guy1:j/k hahaha.

by Linux_guy October 03, 2007

j-ward

A mental institution. Funny farm. loony bin. So called after an Australian prison for the criminally insane.

Taking politics to seriously will result in a quick trip to the j-ward.

by dominew March 22, 2017

Spank The J

another word for masturbation.

Dude, i need to spank the j. i havent in like a week.

by G_DUBSKI August 04, 2009

lil j

He a cutie, He has a huge penis, and will take yo bitch in 6 seconds

Lil J has a huge penis

by I wanna fuck Kylie Jenner October 12, 2018

blo-j

When someone gives you a BJ full of OJ!!!!

Peter got a blo-j, but with grape juice and not orange juice.

by Cummy worm November 29, 2010

j-atheist

What most Jews are, and why there are a disproportionate number of Jewish scientists.

"Hey, do you want to go push religion on the world and demand research be done on why the world is flat"?

"Na, I'm a practicing j-atheist."
jew,atheist

by nog-d March 22, 2011