by OHHYAHHH March 10, 2018
Get the Dropping Pocketsmug. Is the glove compartment in your vehicle.
When i was stopped for a traffic violation the Officer asked for my license, registration, and proof of insurance. So i reach into my car pocket and got my registration and proof of insurance.
by bokbok April 15, 2021
Get the Car Pocketmug. When you go into someones house, casually walk into their bedroom, crawl onto the bed, pull down your pants and take a massive shit between the sheets and fold them back over for your victim to find.
When I got home from work I wanted to just lie down and take a nap, but some asshole had been hot pocketing and my fucking bed was full of shit so I had to spend the afternoon burning my bed instead.
by BreadstickMagician December 8, 2016
Get the Hot Pocketingmug. When a large-limbed man wears swetpants or shors without underwear, his penis being wacked/slapped from left to right by his legs when walking, or by both hands in his pockets
by Mwtr123 December 23, 2022
Get the Pocket Tennismug. n. a euphemism for masturbating, especially when done discreetly in public
Derived from the use of a small electronic handheld version of Solitaire, originally a single-player card game. Similarly, the person is performing a solo act of masturbation with his pocket rocket.
Derived from the use of a small electronic handheld version of Solitaire, originally a single-player card game. Similarly, the person is performing a solo act of masturbation with his pocket rocket.
A man is sitting on a bench in a fitness room, staring at the ladies in tight shorts running on the treadmills.
One of the ladies is creeped out and tells a staff member:
"This man is playing pocket solitaire, and he's about to win!"
One of the ladies is creeped out and tells a staff member:
"This man is playing pocket solitaire, and he's about to win!"
by idontdodrugsucreep February 10, 2012
Get the pocket solitairemug. by ashley h December 27, 2014
Get the air pocketmug. by Rich Waldron February 20, 2014
Get the pocket ladmug.