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Jersey Guy

A true Jersey Guy, is NOT a guido, or a transplant from newark. He does not show up at the beach in sneakers, jean shorts, a beater or has side burns, and doesn't show up to the bars/club at night wearing tight shirts and over gelled hair. A True Jersey Guy, loves the beach, skips home room because the swells are awesome that morning, has a sweet, charming, and laid back disposition. He can party hard, but take on the responsiblities of life when it calls for it. He is simple and loves the simplicity of his better half, a True Jersey Girl.
"jersey guys best friends are his board, his beer, and his buds"
by true jersey girl March 13, 2009
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guy sebastian

he is really coolies... coolieser than evil shannon and tammy macintosh HEHE
by samy March 15, 2004
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Guy Sebastian

A large turd with traces of dark pubic hair on either end.
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The Guy Sebastian I saw in the park the other day was gobsmacking.
by Gay Sebastian May 6, 2005
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Family Guy

The animated comedy that was largely looked over for its first few seasons and eventually cancelled. During its cancellization the show was distributed to various other channels by fox. From there the show was popularized through word of mouth in high schools throughout America. In 2005 the show was "uncancelled."
1.Man sure sucks that family guy got cancelled, I was one of the only ten people that watched it the first time.
2.Wow Bob! thanks for telling me about Family Guy, it sure is a great show. (one week later) Crap sucks the show got cancelled.
by DrJ July 18, 2008
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Pizza Guy

Typically a white male in their late teens, with brown medium-long hair, and possesses an annoying personality.
Sam: Jenny did you remember that 'Pizza Guy' at the diner last night?!

Jenny: Yea, he kept annoyingly trying to talk to us.
by Carter Wall June 22, 2011
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columbus guy

A bunch of idiots who use money to define their social status.
by Mafarie April 17, 2005
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Guy Five

It's a high five that only men can do. Except instead of slapping hands together you slap penises together.
Guy 1: WOOO we just one the game!
Guy 2: FTW! Guy five?
Guy 1: FO SHO!
*penii slap*
by GETLIQUIFIED March 8, 2009
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