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Fish tank time 

The period of time where sex (usually heterosexual penetration) is so boring that you'd rather pay attention to the guy's conveniently positioned fish tank than actively engage in sex.
A: "Hey, I heard you and Tom hooked up last night, how'd it go? Is he worth a go?"

B: "For someone who's so experienced, there was way too much fish tank time. Would not recommend."
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Fish Taco 

When a females lower region smells absolutely disgusting.
I went down on Kim last night for some fish taco's.

I know your good at cooking dinner, but you need to wash your dishes. #fishtaco

fish stick dick 

It's when a guys junk smells like fish.
Angie: Rhonda don't have sex with Ronnie!
Rhonda: Why?
Angie: Cause he has fish stick dick
fish stick dick by Obj1310 September 3, 2016

Fish cocktail

The act of making a girl cum and then drinking her feminine juices from her vagainal tunnel.
Aye boy, She made me a damn fine fish cocktail the other night.
Fish cocktail by Rachegeomadness October 7, 2016

Fish Dick 

When a guy sticks his dick in a woman on her period.
Girl: What's that smell?
guy: *Pulls out*
girl: You have a fish dick.
Fish Dick by CUDDL3S November 13, 2016

Fish snitching

Adverb.
An action in which the outcome of a situation could've been disasterous but ended up being badass. Can also be used as a verb.
Verb.
Man, I almost hit that dog on the road but ended up fish snitching the neighbors kid instead!

Adverb.
Look at that douchebag chatting up those high shool girls. He's up to some fish snitchery.
Fish snitching by Fuhhhh7788 December 11, 2016