Come ass you are

What a hot-in-da-crotch stud tells a hot chick whom he's inviting over to his residence for a wildly good time --- i.e., "your warm velvety squeezable posterior will be just as delightful to me regardless of what you're wearing; besides, any garments are gonna be coming off just as soon as you arrive here, anyway, and so it really doesn't matter what you have on at da moment, anyway." :P

Telling a gal to "come ass you are" may indeed put her at ease as far as wardrobe concerns, but it could also give her second thoughts about whether she wants to show up in da first place, since "jumping straight to fourth base" --- i.e., merely having you immediately rip off all her clothes and take a flying leap into bed with her --- might not be what she'd originally had in mind for said visit.

by QuacksO December 29, 2022

Comedian

A person who tells lots of jokes.
Can either be good or bad.
...or straight up too far.

Person 1: I'm a Comedian.
Person 2: You are?
Person 1: Yeah.
Person 2: oh, ok.
(Average conversation.)

by TheDumbAssGuy January 20, 2023

come steppin

When SHTF and people come to your location and steal, rob or kill you, take your food, shelter, bartering supplies, clothing, survival equipment: Someone come steppin/ steppen you.

Someone Come Steppin You

by Hopeful Disaster February 5, 2023

come mierda

A person who behaves and/or does what the class above them does and restrains from doing things that the class below would do.

Person 1- I only eat ice cream from Ben & Jerry's.
Person 2 Wow, what a shit eater(come mierda) you are.

by VJSR February 25, 2023

Comedeate

When a comedic presents their comedic piece, they are comedeating. Any opportunity to gain a platform, you don't have to be a comedian, you seize the moment.

He comedeated his thoughts on trees and the audience laughed so hard they fell out of their chair.

by C.lowgreen March 1, 2023

come

telling someone about your dream

he should just come. i'm dying of curiosity here!

by eyerizz March 7, 2023

Comdey writer

I could totally do that! That would be cool. Dan can produce it and I would totally cast you and katy. She has a great voice.

Hym "I could totally do that! Comdey writer sounds like fun."

by Hym Iam March 12, 2023