Clué

Clué is an adjective describing disciples of the clue or indice.

Do you know Sezza?

The girl celebrating Cluesday?
Yeah. She's so clué

by The Clue itself May 23, 2011

closet cosplay

A cosplay made entirely out of the clothes found in your closet, which means it requires minimal effort and is bound to be shitty.

You: What the hell? Who's that girl supposed to be?
Your knowledgeable friend: Didn't you see the death note? She's a fucking closet cosplay Misa.

by Mostflogged December 9, 2007

close the curtain

To turn up the volume on the tv, refering to volume signal that pops up on the screen that slides to the right. Opposite to open the curtain witch is to turn down the tv

Ice I can't hear the badgers close the curtain.

by Gordy Pugh April 21, 2006

Closet Gay

What most atheists are hence their constant whining about homosexuality.

Jimmy the closet gay atheist took a huge cock up his ass while preaching about his bullshit atheism.

by Skialian January 5, 2014

Closet

An increasingly irrelevant position for a homosexual person to take. Exaggerated fear of exposure and the resultant evasive, hypocritical behaviour, can lead to tension, lack of trust, The inability of that person to make any freinds.
Closets are the true reason homosexuals are not trusted.

"my boyf...girlfreind"
"He's saying that because he's a closet homosexual, yet he dosn't talk about anything else"

by Larry Grayson October 7, 2003

Closet Conservative

Somebody who is kinda conservative but afraid to tell people because they are surrounded by a liberal majority that seems loud and scary because of that one time that SUPER conservative guy voiced his absolutely idiotic beliefs and was hated by everyone who wasn't scared of him shooting the place up or of the few who agreed.

Friend 1: Ya know insert name here?

Friend 2: Yeah?
Friend 1: Ya know how they always get quiet when we talk about politics?
Friend 2: Yeah?
Friend 1: I totally think they're a closet conservative.
Friend 2: Yeah?
Friend 1: Yeah.

by Imwy June 19, 2017

shortcut clause

Invoking the shortcut clause indicates you never wish to discuss a specifically distasteful topic again. It's entymology can be found in a "Simpsons" episode (www.tv.com/the-simpsons/itchy-and-scratchy-land/episode/1392/trivia.html) wherein the family takes a shortcut and a smash-cut brings us back to them, in disarray, with Homer intoning ominously, "Let us never speak of the shortcut again".

You would not use the shortcut clause to avoid talking about something good, only something too horrible or traumatic to want to relive in any manner.

She: How was your date with my sister?

He: I claim the shortcut clause.

by Keep The Reason March 4, 2009