Put on Clams

The 2016 equivalent of the mid-late 2000s phrase "you got served". For one to be put on clams, they must be showed up by somebody who is considered of lesser ability (i.e. an underdog).

The phrase's origin is unclear but it did originate from the suburban town of Montville, NJ. The thought process behind the phrase seems to tie into the nature of clams to be served as an appetizer (i.e. clams casino) on a platter for group consumption. In this example, it points to somebody being put out in the open to be picked on by a multitude of bystanders.

Mark, the tiniest kid in the school, just stuffed Rob's (the varsity basketball captain) shot in gym class. ROB JUST GOT PUT ON CLAMS

by Jgo55 November 17, 2016

Glossy clam

Sex move Where a man busts a nut in a woman's vagina, pulls his penis out and immediately goes down on her glossy clam

"He busted inside me and immediately went down on my glossy clam, it was amazing!"

by Rowdy83 July 26, 2023

Clam shaker

A vibrator or vibrating dildo used by women to pleasure themselves. vibrator, battery operated boyfriend, vibration-intensive companion, dildo, Hitachi, clitoris, vagina, orgasm

My clam shaker was out of batteries, so Friday night was a bust.

by joecoolthefool June 3, 2016

Clam Jam

The opposite of a sausage party, when there is a large ratio of women:men in a group.

"I need to leave this place, it's a total clam jam"

by ryguyedmonton April 24, 2016

Searching the clam for a pearl

To describe a girl masturbating

Becky last night was Searching the clam for a pearl

by Someone_knowledgeable January 22, 2021

Clamming

Another form of when someone is crying and laughing with two different emotions

The girl, who had depression, was clamming.

by Big 🍌 February 13, 2020

Clam tam

Your partner must be a squirter.
Grab a Tim tam bite the ends off.
Smash the Mrs until she is about to squirt.
Put the Tim tam on and suck the juices out

Whilst finger banging

I gave the mrs a good old clam tam on the weekend

by Team MMT October 8, 2024