chode worm

An excessively fat and short worm, primarily found in the south. They only appear from the ground at night, may appear in an unfortunate soul’s pants. Usually 1-2 inches long.

“Look Daddy, I found a chode worm!”

“I can see the chode worm through your pants”

by mkmhs January 15, 2018

Super Saiyan 3 Chode

When your Grandpa rapes you at night

NO, NOT THAT. ANYTHING BUT THE SUPER SAIYAN 3 CHODE

by Cyka blyatmares November 09, 2018

chernobyl chode

A chode that looks like it’s survived a nuclear accident.

My boyfriend has a Chernobyl chode, when we have sex he has to put a radioactive suit on his penis instead of a condom.

by Pipes on my poop December 05, 2020

Chode wagger

Someone who flaunts their stubbed off chode like it’s fabulous and everyone wants one.

Cris Collinsworth is an absolute chode wagger.

by Beezer12washingbeard September 08, 2023

chode man

when some one has a littel cock that is not appealing

small cock and chode man

by faggot dude February 22, 2010

chode jockey

A jokey of chode; one who rides chodes for a living; professional chode rider.

A person who likes to ride dick can be male or female.

Someone extremely obsessed with the chode

Did you see that chode jockey over there?
You are being a real chode jockey right now.

That hooker really knew how to take a dick, a real chode jockey .
Why are you such a chode jockey bro?

by Schlong Dong Silver March 21, 2022

International Chode Day

International Chode Day is on the 23rd of September, and is a day recognising and celebrating chodes of all colours and sizes. This day rivals the International Day of The Shlong, occuring on the 6th of September.

“Hey, have you heard? Its the 23rd! Its International Chode Day!”

“Yeah you’d certainly know.”

by LowerLeftAnkle September 22, 2020