Trump Card

The last resort for particular members of the left or the democratic party. Often used as a deflection, they will ignore the question they have been asked and immediately begin blaming Donald Trump for issues that had arisen during a time period where a democrat was in office.

“Did you watch last week’s Kamala Harris interview?”

“Yeah? What happened”

“Dude she used like 12 Trump Cards, she didn’t answer a single question.”

“She’s a master of deflection just like Biden I guess

by trumpwill2024win October 25, 2024

reverse card

The reverse card is the most powerful weapon known to all of man kind.
We all goin die

Guy 1: ur mom gay
Guy 2: no u
Guy 1: *uses reverse card
Guy 2: *dies

by StYOupiD October 4, 2019

ninja card

Being tested for HIV and coming back positive. "Drawing the ninja card."

nick: "Hey, SHELLEY, did you get those tests results back?"

SHELLEY: "Yeah... I drew the ninja card."

AZ: "All bets are off, you got the death sentence!"

nick: "Oh, I'm so sorry! Life gets more complicated now!"

by John Q. Public, Esq. September 25, 2009

Maria Card

Someone who plans a gathering and doesn’t show up. Does not answer the phone, goes MIA for days. Reply’s months back later.

Don’t you dare and pull a Maria card on me

There it goes, a Maria card

by Loreniiuxx April 4, 2022

Reverse card

It is the card of reversing spells such like u gay

Guy 1: Bro you gay

Guy 2: Reverse card

Guy 1:*starts to cry*

by SupremeSketti October 30, 2019

Shard card

To purchase items of greater value with cheap amounts of meth. It came be said to be better than cash when bardering or serving tweekers and junkies that have items and are desprete for shards.

I got a brand new pair of Jordans with my shard card and it only cost me 29 dollars

by LOUI-V October 21, 2018

Ocean card

In texas holdem poker, there is the flop, the turn, and the river. The ocean card is the imaginary 6th card to be played to make the best 5 card hand.

I would have hit my draw if they played an ocean card.

by Ivana Johnson November 10, 2022