The male who is responsible for inviting along female companions when a group of males decide to go out. The Ass Captain has no other responsibility other than to ensure the women show up for the evening.
Joe is the Ass Captain for the night since he met a group of girls on the Internet last night and they agreed to roll out with us.
by Epic909 March 28, 2004
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*lightswitch is off*
..."Can't see shit captain."
"You see that over there?"
"Can't see shit captain."
..."Can't see shit captain."
"You see that over there?"
"Can't see shit captain."
by lowrah February 17, 2009
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Noob - "I'm awesome, I will pwn u all!"
(Strixal kills Noob x 9999 times)
~ Silence ~
Strixal - "I'M THE CAPTAIN OF THIS SHIP!"
(Strixal kills Noob x 9999 times)
~ Silence ~
Strixal - "I'M THE CAPTAIN OF THIS SHIP!"
by TheLastRambo August 5, 2010
Get the I'M THE CAPTAIN OF THIS SHIP! mug.Literal: Someone who masturbates more than they have sexual intercourse.
Slang: A male who masturbates to *excess*.
*Considered to the general public to be more than sixteen times a week.
Slang: A male who masturbates to *excess*.
*Considered to the general public to be more than sixteen times a week.
Tom: Is John coming with us to the bar later?
Billy: No- I bet he's busy at home choking the chicken again, that horny bastard.
Tom: What a Fap Captain.
Billy: No- I bet he's busy at home choking the chicken again, that horny bastard.
Tom: What a Fap Captain.
by Esteban Soto Sanchez Rodriguez March 2, 2010
Get the Fap Captain mug.The one band kid that isn't actually a band kid. AKA the coolest person in the band along with the drum major. Usually likes to hit things with sticks, including drumheads, practice pads, and bass drummers. The hottest guy or girl in the band that every girl or guy wants to get with.
by i-rizzle May 26, 2008
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Get the Smush Captain mug.Popular in climbing circles, the Reverse Captain Hook requires extreme finger strength and dexterity. This maneuver entails a girl standing up, while you do pull-ups between her legs, supporting your entire body weight with only two fingers in her vagina. If done correctly, should result in an orgasm.
Andrew: "Yo, Dan. I heard you reverse captain hooked Tracy last night."
Dan: "Yeah man. That shit's busted for at least two months and I have to throw away my sheets. Looks like murder."
Andrew: "Bro, that's fucked up!"
Dan: "Yeah man. That shit's busted for at least two months and I have to throw away my sheets. Looks like murder."
Andrew: "Bro, that's fucked up!"
by TylerDurden6969 October 24, 2011
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