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ASHTRAY BEARD

The modern normie / npc lazy style for men of a wide age range from late 20's to senior age.
This look is post circa 2000 but had some similar types prior but is more
common now, actually quite prolific.

The name describes pretty much everything, a collector of filth on a man's chin -

the unkempt look extends to the whole persona but is currently socially
acceptable.

Has a generally unhealthy life, repetetive, posturing, feeling of a constant
hang over , smells like stale smoke in the back of a wet sedan.
This type will be always drinking beer, smoking cigarettes, vaping, gaming, doing lottery
has cocaine addiction because of his club days out of high school and never found
traction in a career is just schlepping with the 10 hour shifts for someone else
in a reflective vest.
The staple hobby of the Ashtray Beard is being a locked in die hard sports-fan of course.
This type can be married or single. If married has a very loud obnoxious wife who
one ups him in constant barrage of insults and always whoring around.
Usually drives a Dodge Ram truck but that is irrelevant.

Any vehicle that is owned by the bank is his ride and he's proud
to tell you that you need to go buy a new truck like him
since he thought the guy at the dealership was being his
friend when he told him to tell others about the

no money down prime rate for the 2026 Truck.
Ashtray Beard cried when a 2010 Ford Escape passed him on the highway.
by OATSTAO November 15, 2025
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simone beard

the best girl that you can ever meet in your life she will be the light in your life but he boyfriend is very protective of her so stay away anyway she the best girl in the world and the cutest thing alive
OMG IS THAT SIMONE BEARD!!!! holy S****
by Im the creator January 14, 2018
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holding beard

To think so deeply in thought you hold your beard. Or to be really stoned.
Dude, I was holding beard something fierce last night, I think I solved world hunger.
by Harvey Manpunch June 19, 2015
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soda beard

when soda gets on your face, the fizzy feels like a beard.
icy cola boiled out as she laughed, fizzy and sparkling into her first soda beard.
by ideefixe March 24, 2022
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Bearded fuckwit

Mitchell Burton, a classical piece of shit prankster who is consistently a cunt.
Chris: Do you know Mitchell Burton?

Adam: Yeah hes a bearded fuckwit.
by Adzybrah October 17, 2017
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Vincent Beard

When you can’t grow a beard and resort to using minoxidil in order to grow an artificial looking beard that still looks hard and gets better with Time.
“ yo bro nice beard 🔥”

thanks bro I used minoxidil “

Damn nigga 💀, do you got a Vincent beard 😂”
by Moosebrah September 23, 2022
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Beard Smashing

Two men with facial scruff who make out or a guy with scruff licking pussy with scruff. This can also be true for a scruffy ass being licked by a person with a beard (man, woman, or trans). This will likely make one party want to trim up in hopes to avoid the transmitting of bugs.

Synonym: bumper scruffs

Example: two santas playing bumper scruffs on the beach
Hey Mike, when you partook in beard smashing last night, did you avoid his crabs?
by Miko22 December 28, 2020
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